Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, my mom called asking for advice on how to flirt with her personal trainer. I thought she was joking and asked her what Dad would think. Turns out they're getting divorced. They decided this three weeks ago. No one told me. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I was told by my mother that the reason she quit her job as a counselor and divorced my dad was because she met someone through work. She works in a prison. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my ex-wife confessed to me that she's in love with my father and broke down crying because he's never approved of her. FML
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
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Top comments
Vilya_fml 4
Why should the school board fire her? It's the teacher's private life and she's not having an affair with one of the students, so why should it be a problem at school? It's gonna be awkward for you and I understand that you must be really upset about it, but you not liking her shouldn't be a reason for her to lose her job.
RosarioRivera 0
AWKWARD!
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Comments (294)
Velorium 0
Is she by chance your english teacher? Your sentence semantics really suck.
MoeRoxxs 0
Go to tge school board and administrator of the school on what grounds? "My teacher is having a personal life" Who cares if its with a parent. Parents and teachers date all the time. And last I checked breaking up a marrage is not aginst the law.
DameGreyWulf 1
Exactly what I was thinking, actually. But still, FYL because of her being your teacher anyway. I'd probably ask to transfer classes, at the very least. Man, what a bitch. "I'm going to have an affair with my student's mother and get their parents divorced!" Doesn't sound like such a good teacher to me, personally.
shinyred 0
Breaking up the marriage says something about the moral values of the person not wether or not they are a good teacher or not!
Ianslilgoofball 0
I think she cares because it was with HER parent.
koda_fml 0
That doesn't make sense at all. Why would the school administration fire a teacher for having an affair with YOUR mom. They aren't suppose to dig deep into the personal lives. I agree with #15. I doubt this is even real.
cyoung_x3 0
Technically, the OP said that the teacher was NOT being fired.
The_Cait 0
Yes...but the fact that the OP would bring up the idea of her being fired at all means that the OP seems to think there would be some reason that she could be.
cyoung_x3 0
Or simply because she wanted her to be. I wouldn't want to have that teacher around all the time, either. People think rash things in odd situations. Or perhaps she is just not that clever; either or.
Butterbuns 1
Because people assume teachers are all perfect and moral, and the fact that she broke up a marriage, well, not so much good. People tend to forget teachers are just human beings like everyone else.
The_Cait 0
But the op said that the teacher isn't being fired "because she's a good teacher". This would imply that the administration considered it, or that the op *thinks* they did. This is either fake or the OP is just plain stupid. I get that the situation would be horrible...but the teacher being fired, or of that being a possibility, makes no sense.
untoldfame 3
sorry, that blows. rather, that licks :p
umoikio11 0
you're a total prat for thinking she should be fired for that. Grow up.
lich_fml 0
wow this is written terribly. but FYL i guess.
cyoung_x3 0
Just transfer schools ;|
lnf9ohfour 0
yeah that just sucks balls. i mean pussy. lol. i suggest you live with your dad..
papertigers_fml 0
Why would they fire her? It's her personnal life and has NOTHING to do with her professionnal one. Your mom isn't her student or another teacher. It might suck, but you're just gonna have to deal with it.
techtonictwerp 1
agree completely. It'll be weird seeing her but there is absolutely no reason whatsoever that the school should fire her. Stop being such a crybaby and suck it up.
yaktazuki 0
That's hot