Today, I came home to find a mouse in the garage. Frantic, I killed it. My 7-year-old son came home from soccer, and started crying because he couldn't find the class pet, Mr. Whiskers. I killed my son's class pet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had mice in the house and had to kill them with mousetraps. I pulled a trap out with a dead mouse and my four year-old son saw. Mice are his favorite animals, and now he won’t speak to me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML
Today, I work as an assistant to a sculptor. We finished all our projects early so his wife decided to have me clean their kitchen. I wasn't paying attention and picked up a dead mouse. I screamed and threw it away as hard as I could. It hit their five-year-old son in the face. FML
Today, after I'd saved a baby mouse and was filming a YouTube series of me taking care of it, my boyfriend told me he found a “rat” in the kitchen, but not to worry he killed it and fed it to the cat. He killed my baby mouse, and now he’s mad I didn’t praise him for his brilliant extermination job. FML
Today, I woke up at 6 a.m. and went into the kitchen, where I saw a mouse in front of the fridge. Petrified, I stood in the doorway shooing it for a few minutes. My husband then walked into the kitchen, picked up the "mouse", and threw it in the bin. It was a used tea bag. FML
Today, I found a dead squirrel under my son's bed. Apparently, he has been keeping it there as a "pet" for the past week. FML
Today, I found a mouse in my kitchen. Wanting to go about it the humane way, I captured the little guy and released it outside. I then watched as a stray cat in my yard noticed and brutally murdered it. No good deed… FML
Today, I woke up to my disabled mother screaming for me. Fearing the worst, I hopped out of bed only to find that she was yelling because her cat had brought a field mouse inside as a gift. The problem? It was still alive. I had to get it from him and throw it outside. FML
Today, I found a mouse stuck in a glue trap at work. I had to take it home to get it off with oil, and then I released it outside. Twenty minutes later, the cat returned it to me, dead. After that, the dogs dug it up where I buried it. Sorry, mouse. FML
Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML
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guitarbeast 22
Time to go get mister whiskers #2
3rdbass 9
The mouse wasn't asking for a cookie. You didn't need to kill him.
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Comments (214)
btx2 9
Dead mau5 :/
kittenzZz 4
I would've done the same thing lol
mercsl65 7
Just buy another one they all look alike
BananerzFresh 12
You didn't know.
brand2017 9
Lol reminds me of when my step dad would trap mice, poor water on the traps, then pack em in snow. Lol mousecicles xD
buckdharma 38
That reminds me of a story that I saw on the news where a guy lit a mouse on fire outside and it ran back into his house and burned it down.
crazytwinsmom 25
Freezing to death, poor things! I don't want wild mice in my house, but that's just cruel and inhumane.
crazytwinsmom 25
Karma!
umyeahh 13
Kaaarmaa
RocketNinjaFish 12
Anyone cruel enough to set fire to a living animal shouldn't complain that said animal used it's last moments to burn down his house. Smart mouse.
whatafuckup 14
go buy him a mouse..
debbster7 18
I've never been able to understand why people keep mice and rats as pets... Smh Go buy a new look-a-like mouse I replace it!
Yashichu 3
Because rats are surprisingly intelligent creatures. Better then having a hamster.
MiloBear 11
Because rats are awesome! Probably the best caged pet a person can have as they actually want to interact with their owner.
RocketNinjaFish 12
Because they're sweet, innocent creatures. One of my teachers has a pet rat she brings to class, and she's not even locked in a cage. Nobody minds her.
RedPillSucks 33
now you'll forever be know as "Randolph, the rodent killer"
AnnaMariaG 3
Wasnt it in a cage? And, cant you tell the difference between mice and rats? wtf OP!
Yashichu 3
You'd be shock on how many people think rats and mice are the same animal. Mice grow into rats they say. But that isn't really the point of the fml. She saw a mouse and she killed it. If it was in a cage I think she would think twice before doing something.
sarah6786 14
You weren't aware your seven year old brought home a class pet? YDI pay attention