Anonymous
United States
Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Regina, Canada
Classic been there, done that
Today, in a state of severe depression and fearing I might do the worst, I called my local suicide helpline. I was put on hold. FML
Anonymous
Bowling Green, United States
Talk to me
Today, I called the suicide hotline, only to get lectured by a very condescending man. I hung up and called back, only for the other line to pick up and hang up on me immediately. FML
Anonymous
Clonmel, Ireland
You're at home here
Today, after years of struggling with poor mental health, my depression convinced me that no one would ever care enough about me to help if I reached out. I called the local suicide hotline anyway. They didn’t answer. Twice. FML
amIworthIt?
Ashburn, United States
Waste of a phone call
Today, I called the suicide hotline after two months of recurring thoughts. I got put on hold by their machine, then was on call with someone who barely spoke English, got transferred to another building, so I was put on hold again, and finally got hung up on. I was already feeling pretty worthless, so thanks guys. FML
Anonymous
Milwaukee, United States
Some friends you've got there
Today, I wrote a post about how I was thinking of attempting suicide. Not one single person contacted me to see if I was alright. FML
Anonymous
St. Catharines, Canada
Crisis
Today, I called the crisis helpline, and because my connection was cutting in and out for a moment, they hung up on me. When I called back, it was shift change, so they hung up again. FML
Kin
United States
Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML
Anonymous
Don't know, don't care
Today, I realised that if I died, no one would care. I know this because when I called my partner distressed last night, he told me he needed to sleep and hung up in less than 45 seconds, and a friend told me to call lifeline. I haven’t heard from either of them since. FML
fml9124
Old lady hotline
Today, I called the Suicide hotline. I dialled the number wrong and woke some poor old lady. She thought I was her son and kept asking me, "How come you don't visit anymore?" I told her I couldn't visit because of the Covid pandemic. I lied to an elderly woman I've never met. FML
Anonymous
Fayetteville, United States
Message in a virtual bottle
Today, I was feeling extremely depressed and worthless, so I decided to use the crisis chat. I told them I felt lonely and worthless, and had nobody to talk to. They never responded. FML
Top comments
redblueviolet 0
Owch, that's a kick to the balls. But don't let a phone line discourage you. Just keep swimming...
MoonTiger 4
Do what Barney does, when he is sad. He stops being sad, and instead, becomes awesome. You should do this too
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Comments (263)
iCrazie 0
wow that's just ****** up
h_a_v_o_cxx 0
*hugs*
flashback.miss 28
LMAO! these comments r better than the story but OP, its better to talk to family/ friends, not a strange douchenozzle voice...
Person1233 13
Then kill yourself *yawn* Post a moar interesting story, pl0x?
tbbucs 0
this joke is 50 years old.
JUKIng3 0
NO dont do it we love you
me199 0
No comments?
lmfao1643 3
haha
jakeidk 0
soooooo...
kisseshugsdrugs 5
so the suicide hotline didnt work so you went on fml? i guess you werent in too much of a rush.