heheheh
Canada
Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Did it taste good at least?
Today, I popped something straight out of the oven into my mouth. It burned my tongue instantly, but instead of spitting it out, I swallowed. I felt it burning all the way down. Now I can’t eat solid food or drink hot drinks. FML
numbtongue
Dunedin, New Zealand
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
jerkgirl
United States
Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. FML
beatricesank
Canada
Today, I was straightening my hair when I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realized that I had just fused a spider to my hair with the heat. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML
StayPositive
United States
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML
thatchick3333
United States
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
Username
China
Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML
crayons128
United States
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
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DoubleEdgedBlade 4
How the hell did you manage to do that?
chuchurocket 4
Next time you "practice", unplug it.
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justSTOPx100 5
I can kind of understand. One time I needed a new iron, and I went to the store, and I saw one that was like 'Flat Iron'. I didn't really realize what it was (I have straight hair) so I bought it and tried to iron my clothes with it. And no. I'm not stupid. When my friend came over she laughed at me for over hour.
Btreasure 8
I use my flat iron as an iron sometimes for those small problem areas or when I'm using stitch witchery
SenoraTaco 4
Dude I did that once!! I wanted to know if it would sizzle.. It did.
Calyx_fml 22
Repeat after me... do not fellate the flat iron.
ShmurpleJammer 3
How in gods name........
BenyT_fml 5
WTF how do you do that
expellerumious 3
How in the world do u manage that?
wellthatsunfortu 0
HOW?????
Bently24 6
How is that possible? Were you straightning your hair and then got confused with your tounge
AOC1995 11
YDI for being an idiot !
Amy_244 10
How???? I need to know so I can't do it