Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML
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Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
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DncrHap 9
wait. hold on. confused. so, is he as old as your parents? did he date your mom before she got married? or, did your mom recently get remarried, and in the mean time decided to pay a visit to cougar town? or did she cheat on your dad? i don't know what to think about all of this. i'm going to make myself a smoothie.
smartkid12345 0
wow good luck with that
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Comments (249)
Trollz4daLULZ 2
the REAL FML is when he tells you that your mom was better in the sack than you are, AND gives better head.
howareyoulard 0
how did you find out that he dated her?
sterrizzill 0
"And here's to you Mrs. Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you can know.."
QuietMayhem 0
haha two generations down one to go...better hide your grandma...lol
tanjoodo 3
I feel threesome... ew...
conniebaby67 0
sucks
avenged7xforever 0
he took milf seriously then lol
ladyluck82 9
WTF? How old are you?! I'm guessing either you like older men or your moms a MILF OR Cougar...nasty!
ladyluck82 9
and if your mom dated him...how did you NOT know?? YDI for liking someone that could possibly be old enough to be your dad! Just yucky!
xXxstarlightxXx 6
Was your boyfriend like 'Hey by the way (insert name), before you and me started dating I was....DOIN YOUR MOM.'