Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right as things got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home while my parents were at work, and things got a little heated. We lost track of time, because the next thing we knew, my dad burst into the living room. He doubled over laughing and asked how much I paid her. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend of two weeks to my parents. My dad asked me to leave the room so they could have some "guy talk". I eavesdropped, only to hear the words "sex-crazed fuck" and a threat to stick bamboo shoots under my boyfriend's fingernails if he ever hurt me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it, I whispered in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I then heard behind me, "I am." FML
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lkrunner101 7
Why would u do that with ur dad in the house? Ydi
TheMathMajor 26
I want to know what kind of parents would let their daughter take her boyfriend up to her room and close the door right after they just met him for the first time.
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Comments (151)
Omit 4
I'd stop right there...
reddudeover 2
It really got awkward when the boyfriend yelled back, "not everyone's hung like a shrimp".
ICastillo 25
Haha That's funny right there. I don't care what anybody says.
TarieBoo 2
changed your photo again again?
ICastillo 25
Hahs ya
Trisha_aus 15
That sounds like something my dad would do...
ImaginaryFoe 1
Not too many things on this site make an actual effect on me but damn, girl! I'm incredibly old-fashioned but that's a rare level of disrespect. Shouting tacky comments would certainly not have been my father's reaction (or my husband's reaction if you were our daughter) so you should count yourself lucky.
pao0720 7
YDI. You should've had some respect for your parents!
perdix 31
Was he yelling at you or your mom? Like mother, like daughter -- you could be a congenital ******-faker.
reddudeover 2
It really got awkward when your boyfriend yelled back "not everyone's hung like a shrimp".
reddudeover 2
Sorry about this double post, I didn't think it went through app crashed. -_-
JBMcC 7
Score one for dad!
thatoneguy79 10
Perhaps you could save your bondage for a time you are less likely to be disturbed, such as after you move into your own place. In the mean time, there are other ways of bonding, such as playing games. You could even include your parents so they could get to know him too, if you planning to keep longer than the first ****, that is. Also, your dad is awesome.
thatoneguy79 10
*planning to keep him longer