Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right as things got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home while my parents were at work, and things got a little heated. We lost track of time, because the next thing we knew, my dad burst into the living room. He doubled over laughing and asked how much I paid her. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend of two weeks to my parents. My dad asked me to leave the room so they could have some "guy talk". I eavesdropped, only to hear the words "sex-crazed fuck" and a threat to stick bamboo shoots under my boyfriend's fingernails if he ever hurt me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it, I whispered in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I then heard behind me, "I am." FML
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lkrunner101 7
Why would u do that with ur dad in the house? Ydi
TheMathMajor 26
I want to know what kind of parents would let their daughter take her boyfriend up to her room and close the door right after they just met him for the first time.
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Comments (151)
RubberD 7
Why do all the comments that actually state SENSE get thumbed down???? Dumbasses
pilotjones 6
daddy knows best
psitsruben 10
Your dad is hilarious!
Sorrowfully05 4
That's horrible and disrespectful
Draikon 6
Jesus christ some people on here... I am 24 now, but i would bring girls home on a regular basis, whether it be Friends with benefits, one night stands or girlfriends, and seeing as it was my home there was never anything weird about it. My parents knew full well what was going on, heck my mom bought my condoms when i was 15 and did it a couple of more times untill i told her that i was more than capable of doing that myself. If you teach your kid that sex is something to be ashamed off, and force them to sneak away and do it secretly than that will reflect how they see it. I was always taugh that sex is completely natural, and casual sex is nothing to be ashamed off either.
kevinsagirl2323 8
You are disgusting.
wrenthecat 13
what the hell? who does that shit with their parents in the next room. ydi