Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in my front yard. As I stormed off in my dramatic exit, I realized I had locked myself outside. I had to ask my now ex-boyfriend to borrow his phone so I could call my mom. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
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Top comments
lyndis_fml 0
If you were prepared to listen to his speech, why did you break up with him? Should have tried to work shit out before you did something stupid. Since this is on FML, you're obviously upset that he doesn't want you back, so breaking up with him was just some ploy to get him to pay attention to you. Grow up.
meltingwalls 0
You deserve it. badly.
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Comments (94)
JessTrek 0
Well there you go. Don't go around being a pretentious, self-centered bitch.
PumpkinTarte 0
There should be a So the **** What? button. YDI for being a pretentious, self-centered bitch!
zap_fml 0
How is this a FML? If he bought it he should get it back. Get your head out of your ass and stop being so wingey.
Cattiva 0
Be ready to go away with/in what you came... In the girl possition it looks like the guy is so miserable, but I think, he have the law to take back his presents.
lexiBRo 0
Not unless he claims he lent her the phone. The law does not protect gift givers who change their mind.
scorpiogirl666 0
YDI! What did you expect? You dumped him! So get over it!
priit 0
OP is pathetic; why is this FML in first place?
spillproof 0
He don't want you like a PETA wants a hamburger
girandwogpig 0
Well worded #22
Amphysvena 11
this was actually very badly worded.
Narwhal234 6
Good one #22
rainbowchelle 0
Um..okay? What the hell were you expecting? Did I misread the FML, because I thought that you broke up with him, which should mean that you don't want to be with him anymore, not that you wanted to force him to beg to keep you.
Snorlax_Snarf 10
No, she broke up with him so she could be a bitch and expect for him to be a touched person. She broke up with him roses if he would try 2 win her back
FPsLife 5
I don't think she wanted to get back with him. I think she just wanted to hear him begging and then laugh at whatever "lame" thing he came up with. A pox on you, missy.
BirdieC 0
Maybe she was just expecting for him to beg her back because it's something he would do or because he didn't want to break up? It doesn't necessarily mean she WANTED him to beg her back.