Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML
Today, I posted a pic of my prom dress on facebook. The dress looked amazing on me and it just felt so right. So I spent every single dollar I had and some borrowed to buy the dress. When I logged on later that night, the first comment asked "Is this a joke?" FML
Today, I was getting ready for a night out with the girls, and without any hint of trickery, just wanting an honest answer, I asked my boyfriend how I looked in the dress I chose. He immediately dropped to his knees, yelled, "NOOOOOOOOO!" and calmly left the room. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
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afallingstar 22
just how ugly was this dress? sometimes $$$$$ does not mean quality.
boatkicker 5
So it was an expensive ugly dress? Did you really think the price tag made it better? Most people will recognize ugly for being ugly, and a cute dress for being cute. Few people will recognize expensive for being expensive.
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Comments (107)
FreshSalad 1
Well what were you wearing? seriously
aussie827 0
wooo ur from NSW, Aussie fmls are the best
far_east 6
correction: "my boyfriend and i"
mourning_glory 0
"My boyfriend's and my", actually.
Rorix 6
Wrong. The correct way to say it is "my and my boyfriend's". EDIT: Damn same time posts lol.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
"... our one-year anniversary, and my boyfriend was taking me out..." "... my boyfriend was taking me out to celebrate our one-year anniversary." Both of those work.
mrshatch21 0
shut the **** up
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
nxt time let ur bf help u pick one out. lmao that's funny n sad @ da same time.
triggerit 5
OK you did your best let him find better clothes and then laugh him out...
CommentExplainer 0
you obviously have bad style and he knows about fashion. @She walks out@ boyfriend: FIERCE!
CommentExplainer 0
NSW Strikes Again!
Arcran5 0
Are you Lady Gaga?
angeljewlz 7
lol@ lady gaga comment!
Monikabug 9
Lol! It is, most definitely... but ehm, Don't tell my boyfriend that. For all he knows it is the "diamond as big as her head" anniversary. >:]
youthink_fml 0
YDI for buying an expensive dress to wear at a restaurant for a couple hours at most. If you're buying a new dress just to go out to dinner, I KNOW you have a closet full of dresses. You can wear a dress more than once you know. Yep, YDI.