Today, I bought a new purple shirt and decided to wear it to this charity function I was going to. I thought I looked pretty good in it. Then I got home and realized I left the sticker on. I had an "XL" sticker on my boob all night. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went out for lunch with a guy I hadn't seen in a couple of months. He seemed to be staring at my chest quite a bit, but I wasn't too bothered by it. Turns out there was still an XL sticker on my shirt. FML
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Today, I ran downstairs to meet the Amazon driver and threw on a shirt in a rush. Only after he left did I realise it was my shirt with artful rips in the design and I'd forgot to put on a vest under it. I'd flashed the driver my entire right boob with nipple piercing through one of the holes. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML
Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office, all of them guys, were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw that the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML
Today, I wore a new shirt I was really pleased to have bought. As soon as I put it on, I noticed it was a bit tight, but I thought it would stretch out. By the end of the day, I looked like I was wearing a sausage casing. My coworkers couldn’t stop laughing. FML
Today, I got dressed in a hurry and grabbed what I though was a basic white shirt from the clean laundry pile. It wasn’t until I stepped into the elevator at work and saw myself in the mirror that I realized I was wearing one of my girlfriend’s shirt. It was snug, had a floral pattern, and made me look like I was trying too hard to be trendy. It was a long day. FML
Today, I bought a new, expensive dress for a date. I left the tag on and hidden in hopes of returning it later. Someone saw it and ripped it off for me to "save me from embarrassment." FML
Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML
Today, I wore my new shoes to work, feeling confident. Halfway through the day, I found out that I'd forgotten to remove a giant price sticker on the left sole. My boss pointed it out during a meeting, as I crossed my legs. FML
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420hiadventurer 0
It's better than having a "used" sticker on your ass though.
reader1 0
#27-Depending on where she bought the shirt, it could mean a lot of things. I'm female and I've been perfectly comfortable in a Medium in some stores, than needed a Large or X-Large in others. This also comes into play if the OP has large boobs, because it is harder to find Small or Mediums that'll accentuate that. It all depends on the manufacturer and doesn't necessarily mean that the poster is fat.
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ooofg 0
YDI, not FML-worthy, and read one exactly like this before.
KenMcGormick 0
woo... kinky huh... extra large
Treehugger 0
it happens. I've gone through the day to realize I still had the size sticker on it. My mom told me she once left it on her shirt by accident. Some guy at work went up to her and asked her jokingly if that was 'L' for lovely. so dont worry about it =p
glass_doll83 0
Ive done that many tines, eh.
alex_vik 1
Holy shit I hope you're 6 and a half feet tall. Otherwise I hope you lose weight. Unless women sizes are smaller than mens? I don't know
reader1 0
#27-Depending on where she bought the shirt, it could mean a lot of things. I'm female and I've been perfectly comfortable in a Medium in some stores, than needed a Large or X-Large in others. This also comes into play if the OP has large boobs, because it is harder to find Small or Mediums that'll accentuate that. It all depends on the manufacturer and doesn't necessarily mean that the poster is fat.
lil_ham1644 29
It also depends on the brand, what kind of fabric, whether it's a jacket or a tshirt, or sometimes even the shape of the article of clothing.
alex_vik 1
#28 - Well, it never even crossed my mind about fitting in boobs, so I guess they've got to be sized different.
Camelnaction 0
hey i hope the sticker wasnt lieing :P hahahah thats a good thing
alewiina 0
ahaha I've done that before. Btw, 27? Why are you being so rude? So what if the poster has a little extra weight? XL isn't that big. Do you realize how tiny stores make their clothes now? Most "fashion" stories for younger people cater to the ultra thin.
fudgefingers 0
I accidentally forgot to zip my zipper today. FML Oh wait, that's not an FML either.