Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
Today, I made the decision to lighten my hair from dark brown to blonde. I thought the stylist knew what she was doing, but I ended up with my hair fried off and orange. FML
Today, yet again, I had to dye my hair brown in advance of the new school year, because my school doesn't allow "unapproved" colors, even if they're natural. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML
Today, I decided to bleach my hair but then my mom got mad and put my hair in a bun after helping bleach it. Mind you, it is currently blonde orange and black and I don't think it worked, and my hair is fried. FML
Today, I tried dying my hair blonde. I put my hair in a bun and waited for it to dye. I guess I did something wrong, because my hair is now 4 different shades of blonde/orange, along with patches of my natural black hair. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, after wasting $60 and 3 hours of my time getting my hair dyed to get rid of the ugly orange tint it had from the last time I got my hair dyed, it turned out to be the exact same color I started with. I go on vacation in 6 days and hate my hair. I'm not looking forward to taking pictures, that’s for sure. FML
Today, I walked into school confident about the new hair color I'd had done over the weekend. My drama teacher apparently dyed her hair the same color; everyone noticed and thought I'd copied her. FML
Today, I bleached my hair. Not only did it fry, it also has a very noticeable green tint and because of the damage, I can't dye it again for a while. Now I keep getting asked "Why so serious?" by my friends. FML
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MetallicaRules19 4
haloweens comming up next month
meganlizzi 0
that's why u go to a salon and have a pro do it
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big_smucker 0
gingers have no soul
fmlbrooo 0
LmfaO. YDI.
JessiiBabii 0
hahahah ahww, well at least you know what to do for Halloween Now eh op? ;)
illmatic2 16
Op, just shave it all off. My comment better post this time, dammit.
sourgirl101 29
I know, a lot of comments are not showing up. I guess they're still working out the bugs in this new system.
illmatic2 16
Yes, it's very annoying. I didn't know they put up a new system. :P
sourgirl101 29
Ya, I think it's to update people on iPhones etc... It takes some getting uses to. It's easier for people to skip the unrelated talk but it's hard to remember who you were speaking to earlier. You're easy to find only because I already know who you are. (:
illmatic2 16
Nice! I didn't know there was an update for the app. I just got it, I think I like it. :P
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Maybe this isn't universal, but I know my comment won't show up when the confirm box looks weird. Sometimes it's nearly clear and sometimes words are upside down. O.O I just copy everything before I post comments now, so I can paste and resend if needed. I'm sure they'll fix it soon. I'm liking the new features though.
Norwegian_Wood 4
Hehehe. DYI dye jobs don't always come out right. I tried semi-permanent purple dye one time, it came out badly, so I tried a second box to fix it. That just made it permanent. xD Its pretty funny looking back now. I've got to say, /right/ before any big event, like the first day of school, is not the best time to make any huge changes. They say you should have at least 10 days before the event so there's time to adjust it or for it to fade some or whatever it is. Good luck OP!
zenti 2
If your hair is really dark, it's not going to be blonde right away. You might need two jobs to get it the way you want. You should have tested it out with a small section of hair first.
RoccoRox 0
hot.
OwNowBrownCow 0
Blumpkin
kimshoo 0
use toner- I think purple gets the orange out of your hair
Forever_Hyper 0
But...you're not a pumpkin. *is confused*