Today, I began to choke on a large pill while my mom was in the room. Hoping that she would help me, I began to make a lot of noise. After she completely ignored me, I threw my body over a chair, saving my life. At this point my mother asks me to shut up because she can't hear her friend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had one of the worst panic attacks in years. I was worried nobody cared about me and that I had completely messed up my life. I was hyperventilating and crying hysterically. My mom walked by my room, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make those noises, at least shut the door." FML
Today, while sitting next to my mom at a restaurant, she told me to stop moving and making so much noise because, "It's distracting." The noise I was making was me breathing. I'm not even allowed to breathe. Guess I'll die. FML
Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML
Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML
Today, I went to Walmart with my mom. At the checkout line I was eating a bag of chips as my mom bought her stuff. I inhaled while eating and I started to choke. The cashier asked me if I was OK. My mom just waved her hand, and said, "Sometimes she does that for attention, ignore her." FML
Today, I was singing while lying upside down chewing gum. My dad was trying to focus on the current football game and hushed me. I yelled, "No!" resulting in my gum becoming lodged in my windpipe. I shut up after all. FML
Today, I was drinking from a water bottle while in a lecture. The water caught in my throat and it felt like I was choking to death. Instead of asking me if I was okay or trying to help, the guy sitting next to me told me to shut up. FML
Today, my daughter wanted to show me the tooth she had just lost. As I was in a rush to leave for work, I quickly picked up and swallowed my pill that was on the kitchen table. It was only until I looked back down at the table did I see not only my pill, but one extremely angry daughter glaring at me. FML
Today, I choked on oatmeal, watered-down soupy oatmeal. It seemed to get stuck halfway down. I chucked up several spoonfuls. My wife was oblivious to all the noise I was making because she had her over-the-ear headphones on, listening to some stupid YouTube video. FML
Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
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Phalankx 0
Shoulda played dead for a while
plaidrabbit 0
I'm going to assume that by "making a lot of noise," you meant banging on stuff and maybe throwing something, because if you were vocalizing, you weren't really choking. But still, I know how scary that feeling is, and it sucks your mom was a bitch about it.
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Comments (189)
Polionixon 2
Sounds like your mother is qualified for the mother of the year award....... *sarcasm*
hakkai999 0
If i were you id put that pill you just coughed out and tell her "Here try choking on it too b*tch". *Jams the pill in her throat*
Chocolate_Chunk 2
actually, no. You'd porbably just go to your room and cry
lovelycece09 0
lol at #63 but that just really seems like something my mom would do to me, infact i fell down the stairs once and broke my wrist all while she was on the phone. i was screaming and all she did was tell me to shut the hell up because she didn't want to hear my whining
7Rawr7 0
If you were able to make noise, you weren't really choking. You and all the people feeling bad for you are stupid.
ShelbyG 0
Bahaha. No, #117 you're the stupid one, my friend. You can make OTHER noises like banging on a ****** table. Use your imagination. You and all the people who that blindedly pointed this out without thinkin hard enough...are....(You guessed it!)....stupid.
erijgio89248 0
well you cant say the mom was stupid cause she probably had no idea. i hope you told her the story afterwords and had her apologize.
trapiadora 0
That just sucks. Your mom fails.
RNCftw 0
this doesnt sound melodramatic at all...
elliekinslurvsya 0
jesus christ. so many people on this site have shitty moms.
fmlqueen1524 0
lmao....that's terrible!