Today, I attended an assembly regarding senior graduation. The assistant principal told us to look to the left and right of us, because those people would be our friends for the rest of our lives. I was the only one in the entire row. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was looking through my high school yearbook. I found a picture of myself and a couple of my friends at our senior prom. The caption gave the names of all my friends, their dates who didn't attend our school, and listed me only as "Guest." FML
Today, my teacher told the class that we had better like the people at our table because we would all be working together for the final group assessment. Everyone looked at me, stood up, and moved. FML
Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going fine until everyone saw my family fighting over where we would go afterwards. Security had to pull them apart. FML
Today, while browsing Facebook, I found out that today was my school's class reunion. I was the ONLY one not invited. FML
Today, I tripped in front of my graduation class of 225 and all of their relatives while receiving my diploma. FML
Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML
Today, I went to my best friend's wedding. All my friends and their boyfriends were seated at one table, while I, as the only single girl in the group, was put on a table with all the other single people. They were all over forty years older than me. I feel like I have seen my future. FML
Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML
Today, was my high school's senior awards ceremony. Over 400 people were crammed in the hot auditorium. I won five awards and each time I was called up the laughter grew louder. Apparently even the back row could see my pit stains. FML
Today, I found out that ALL of my friends were in the same class and I was in a different one. They went away on camp, and I'm going to be alone for this whole week. FML
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Top comments
ELoni_fml 25
I think that's not in order for a lot of people, I hardly talk to anyone from that period. Look on the bright side, nobody in your personal space ;)
BeautifulChaos27 37
In all honesty, most of those people in the assembly you'll never hear from again like a year or two after graduation anyway.
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Comments (66)
PupMom 10
It's a lie anyway. They said the same at my graduation, didn't happen.
vikky538 29
you should tell your principal that he has look at the crowd first and then give speech
ZombiieTaco 7
Sucks to suck bro :3
EvilLittleMan 23
There's only a select few I keep in contact from high school so no worries OP. The real friendships may be one or two from high school, your college years or social circles in the upcoming few years. All will be fine.
moshpit11 8
I graduated 6 years ago and I only talk to and am still friends with one person I went to school with and the rest of my friends I've met through different jobs I've had
princessace13 19
Don't worry OP. Except for two people, I never talk, much less see, the people I went to high school with.
KatyLarae 13
That's completely false. Hugh school friends rarely last
Axel5238 29
That's something they are required to say high school aren't the best years of your life. If it is you either peaked early or doing something wrong. I don't keep in contact with anyone except for 1 person I knew back then. All the others never really grew up, happens with college friends as well.
CaroAurelia 12
I'm glad they didn't say that at my graduation, because I despise about 49% of the people I went to school with and just don't give a damn about 49% of them. Of the 2% left, one of those people is my cousin, so obviously I care about him, but there it is.
diving_fml 30
stop whining and move onto new friends..