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Shleebs Hamilton, United States

Today, I asked my mom if she could buy me some anti-nausea medicine. She said, "You just have a stomach ache. It's not like you're throwing up." As she said it, I threw up everything but my childhood memories. She still wouldn't get any medicine. FML

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Shleebs 12

I actually threw up in her room and in her bathroom. She had to clean it up. I think justice was served.

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Snaylor12 0

Nice wording

Cre3per 2

I'm here! Sorry I'm late, guys. I was bothering some people elsewhere. The apostrophe wasn't necessary, bud. Thanks for trying though. NAZI AWAAAAAAAY! :D

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Comments (125)

Birdie_Sage 0

You must learn to endure!!! ENDURANCE IS IMPORTANT! Your mamma bird is cool.

Strafeh 9

Yes.

shaylamanum 0

Why the h*ll would she not get it for you?? Jeez

shrdlu 28

BTW ginger, as in candied ginger or ginger ale, is fast and effective against nausea.

Egao_fml 8

Thowing up your guts is the worst >.

jackassfan 7

Get it yourself

Fats2334 0

Your mother must be very caring!

MsMeiriona 2

Screw medicine, you have an excuse to stock up on ginger ale!

PartyxRocked 0

Have fun with those memories.