Shleebs
Hamilton, United States
Today, I asked my mom if she could buy me some anti-nausea medicine. She said, "You just have a stomach ache. It's not like you're throwing up." As she said it, I threw up everything but my childhood memories. She still wouldn't get any medicine. FML
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Snaylor12 0
Nice wording
Cre3per 2
I'm here! Sorry I'm late, guys. I was bothering some people elsewhere. The apostrophe wasn't necessary, bud. Thanks for trying though. NAZI AWAAAAAAAY! :D
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The_Tool1 13
Just moderated this one. Lolololol
PistolWhiper93 0
Lol! FYL sorry OP
_MidnightLuna_ 17
Good to hear you threw up in your moms room/bathroom. Serves the bitch right.
sqeakyclean 7
I've never heard of the Betty Ford clinic admitting someone for an antiemetic/aspirin addiction...hmmm
katie72 6
Just smoke some weed lol
nofearjenshere 12
Yeah, cause that will get rid of a stomach ache.
_MidnightLuna_ 17
It always gets rid of mine... :)
j_cat187 20
Strange cuz unless I eat something, weed would make it worse
Rxoxdx 0
Ur mom's a bitch
Nickel615 0
Yea it sure looks like your mom loves you Fly
Jawa99 9
Here's what you should do: 1. Steal her credit card 2. Buy 13.34 years worth of anti-nausea liquid 3. ??? 4. Profit (And possibly get beaten)
Jirekianu2 19
Are you addicted to flintstone chewables too?
Shadow_Phantom 26
My mother was the same way; didn't even get me medicine when I had pneumonia... got everyone else medicine, but told me I was "imagining things." FYL.
nemo88 8
Same here! I had mono!