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Shleebs Hamilton, United States

Today, I asked my mom if she could buy me some anti-nausea medicine. She said, "You just have a stomach ache. It's not like you're throwing up." As she said it, I threw up everything but my childhood memories. She still wouldn't get any medicine. FML

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I actually threw up in her room and in her bathroom. She had to clean it up. I think justice was served.

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Nice wording

I'm here! Sorry I'm late, guys. I was bothering some people elsewhere. The apostrophe wasn't necessary, bud. Thanks for trying though. NAZI AWAAAAAAAY! :D

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zfchatroulette 24

The way you phrased this FML made me laugh really hard! It was beautiful! However I am sorry that you ended up getting all sick. That's lame.

One time my mom held me down by my hair to give me this awful tasting medication because I had a little cough.

I've never taken medicine when I sick.. I've never even gone to the doctor when I'm sick. suck it up and move on

Just be sick for a while and throw up a bit. Your mum was right not to spend money on some unnecessary medication when you can just be ill for a bit.