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not satisfied Barnhart, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I asked my husband if he could at least try to give me an orgasm. His response? "Um... why?" FML

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rockaroths 15

You need to talk to him and let him know sex isn't a one way street and isn't all about him but it's also 50% about you

You need to have a serious talk with him. Him not caring to please you says something (possibly) about how much he cares. Worse comes to worst, don't allow penetration until he gives you one first.

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Get a vibrator. Next time he wants to have sex, tell him no and use it in front of him. I get that some guys have a hard time giving their girl an ******, but he needs to at least try.

I don't think using it in front of him is a punishment.

you're clearly doing something wrong, buddy.

How did he get to husband status? Did y'all wait until marriage?

two can play that game.

Okay I'm a guy and I love giving a girl an ******. It's one of the best parts. Idk why guys never try to. I'd have a good talk with him or stop giving him one.

Agreed, it's no fun if your partner is not enjoying herself.

I don't understand why some guys question things like this, I mean, if you're intimate with a girl and she pleasures you well I feel as if it is a necessity to help her climax if she hasn't already. Guys can be so selfish sorry op

Your "joke" was bad and you should feel bad.

Dump him. He doesn't care about your needs.

Well "dumping" your husband is gonna take a lot of paperwork and money as well as time to do. Might want to rethink or at least reread the story before commenting.

AshesNicole623 17

I don't usually comment sayingsomething like this, but if my husband acted like that I would seriously consider leaving if this were a regular thing. Sex isn't everything, but that's incredibly inconsiderate.

Wait until next time you have sex, and as soon as he's about to finish punch him in the stomach