Love: Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about...

suckstobeme 16 April 2009, 18:38 United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Anonymous 8 December 2013, 16:49 San Francisco, United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML

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yup okay 19 August 2010, 15:28 United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML

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hustled 24 August 2012, 00:05 Newcastle, Australia

Today, I found out my girlfriend is only with me because I'm a mechanic and I fix her constantly broken-down car for free. FML

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Badnewca 14 May 2009, 06:07 United States

Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML

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Clunker 24 October 2009, 05:07 United States

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Today, as I was driving with my boyfriend, he pointed out what a crappy car I drive. About how the locks don't work, the vents are broken, the windshield wipers are busted, my headlights aren't bright, and a hubcap is missing. Then he said I’m a good match for my car, 'cos we have the same “personality". FML

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Anonymous 10 July 2019, 06:15

Today, I told my girlfriend she was beautiful. She replied, "Lit." FML

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Anonymous 20 December 2009, 05:04 United States

Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML

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Anonymous 16 August 2014, 02:16 Notting Hill, Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

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lukey_G 20 March 2009, 05:08 United States

Today, my girlfriend was driving me to her house against my will when I said, "Sometimes it's annoying that you always decide where we go because you drive." She replied, "Yeah, I wish I could be more of the girl in this relationship." FML

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Tyto 3 March 2017, 20:00 Lewes, United States

Today, I learned that the only reason my girlfriend stayed with me is because I drove us to school every morning. FML

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DrConstantine 0

16 April 2009, 23:15

I suggest one last ****. Then, as you finish, shoot in her eye and as she's complaining say, "Listen, I know you can't see me right now, but I never want to see you again either."

Silhouette_fml 0

16 April 2009, 23:24

Now I ain't saying she a gold digger... Wait, actually, I am.

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Star89 0

16 April 2009, 23:27

Time for a new girlfriend

rukusrazor 0

16 April 2009, 23:28

Some bitches love mini-vans. Enjoy it while you can.

abuu 0

16 April 2009, 23:28

Well if your car is a peice of crap. then dont take it to heart. because then she means she likes you. becuase your car is shit. but if its nice. thennnn welll... your screwed. Hope you make lots of money!