Today, I asked my boyfriend why he didn't believe in marriage. His response was, "I believe in marriage. Just not marriage with you." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend admitted he didn't want to marry me, not because he doesn't want to spend his life with me, but because he'd seen two friends get ruined by divorce settlements, and he "doesn't want my hooks in him." I love him with all my heart and would never dream of pulling a marriage con. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 years told me that since I've proven my loyalty and faithfully stuck by his side, he has no reason to ever consider marrying me, because "It's not like you're going anywhere, honey." He seems not to understand why I am upset by this. FML
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he was dating me. He replied, "Well, there's not a lot of options at this college." FML
Today, I demanded to know why my boyfriend even stays with me if he’s not interested in marriage or children, hates my family, barely talks to me when he gets home, and seems uninterested in sex. Apparently, the cheap rent on my flat was his sole interest in me. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend of 3 years what he thought about marriage in the future. "Who knows? We might meet other people soon." FML
Today, my boyfriend of several years told me the only way he’d ever consider getting married was if we had no wedding, just signing the paper at the courthouse with no ceremony or guests whatsoever, and as long as we don’t tell anyone about it. He doesn’t get why I’m devastated. FML
Today, my boyfriend said, "I won't marry you, but I want to spend my life with you." When I told him that upset me, he said, "My ex completely changed once we got married, and I like you as you are now." FML
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kateinurarms 13
time for a new boyfriend
Vash_41288 10
On the bright side at least he was honest, now you can probably see how far that can go.
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Comments (102)
Pendragon525 0
Well, at least he's being honest. He's telling you that he sees no real future with you and will leave when Ms. Right finally makes an appearance. I don't know who you are, but I'm betting you deserve better than this.
LizzJizz 16
Lol thats so ******
jeluc01226 0
There are three rings to marriage engagement ring, weeding ring then sufeRING
jallred254 4
Probably ugly...
SoFluffy 0
Sucks for you
hasd96 1
should've said "I believe in chasing x boyfriends with a chainsaw"
MisterMcDizzle 0
(.Y.) = : )
clementine00 1
Nothing says I need to break up with this asshole quite like that.
Flakitaflaka03 4
What an ass. Leave him.
Pendragon525 0
Well said, 25. I hope she has a strong enough self-esteem to follow that advice.