Today, I asked my boyfriend why he didn't believe in marriage. His response was, "I believe in marriage. Just not marriage with you." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend admitted he didn't want to marry me, not because he doesn't want to spend his life with me, but because he'd seen two friends get ruined by divorce settlements, and he "doesn't want my hooks in him." I love him with all my heart and would never dream of pulling a marriage con. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 years told me that since I've proven my loyalty and faithfully stuck by his side, he has no reason to ever consider marrying me, because "It's not like you're going anywhere, honey." He seems not to understand why I am upset by this. FML
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he was dating me. He replied, "Well, there's not a lot of options at this college." FML
Today, I demanded to know why my boyfriend even stays with me if he’s not interested in marriage or children, hates my family, barely talks to me when he gets home, and seems uninterested in sex. Apparently, the cheap rent on my flat was his sole interest in me. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend of 3 years what he thought about marriage in the future. "Who knows? We might meet other people soon." FML
Today, my boyfriend of several years told me the only way he’d ever consider getting married was if we had no wedding, just signing the paper at the courthouse with no ceremony or guests whatsoever, and as long as we don’t tell anyone about it. He doesn’t get why I’m devastated. FML
Today, my boyfriend said, "I won't marry you, but I want to spend my life with you." When I told him that upset me, he said, "My ex completely changed once we got married, and I like you as you are now." FML
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kateinurarms 13
time for a new boyfriend
Vash_41288 10
On the bright side at least he was honest, now you can probably see how far that can go.
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Comments (102)
LaneDoyleStoleMy 0
Well I'm not tooooo sure but I thiiiiink that's a go ahead to time an adulterous event. Perhaps when he's coming home from work? Or maybe when he's bringing his parents over for dinner? Hmm? Yes.. Oh ps my number is 555-hawt
shrimpygymnast 9
ouuuch
Madiluvsyuh98 2
Slayed
R00ST3R 12
Why does everybody here think that marriage or separation is the answer to relationships? There are many couples who are completly satisfied in being in a relationship without marriage in sight. Abiet this guy states that he doesn't want to marry OP, but many relationships fail because a couple weds.
charlotte100 2
Learn to read the post properly. This has nothing to do with believing in marriage or not.
Confuciussay 6
67 - This guy "believes in marriage. Just not with OP" make sure you read the quote.
Confuciussay 6
**** I double posted -.-
loah 0
oh man that's got to sting.
NoSpace_fml 6
"i believe in marriage. Just not marriage with you". Read before answering.
heavymetalman1 0
And I believe I'n sex, just not sex with you XP
minaa23 3
don't waste your time with him
07jeepster 0
Ouch...
auddylynne 0
Uh wow dump him.