Today, I asked my boyfriend why he didn't believe in marriage. His response was, "I believe in marriage. Just not marriage with you." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend admitted he didn't want to marry me, not because he doesn't want to spend his life with me, but because he'd seen two friends get ruined by divorce settlements, and he "doesn't want my hooks in him." I love him with all my heart and would never dream of pulling a marriage con. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 years told me that since I've proven my loyalty and faithfully stuck by his side, he has no reason to ever consider marrying me, because "It's not like you're going anywhere, honey." He seems not to understand why I am upset by this. FML
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he was dating me. He replied, "Well, there's not a lot of options at this college." FML
Today, I demanded to know why my boyfriend even stays with me if he’s not interested in marriage or children, hates my family, barely talks to me when he gets home, and seems uninterested in sex. Apparently, the cheap rent on my flat was his sole interest in me. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend of 3 years what he thought about marriage in the future. "Who knows? We might meet other people soon." FML
Today, my boyfriend of several years told me the only way he’d ever consider getting married was if we had no wedding, just signing the paper at the courthouse with no ceremony or guests whatsoever, and as long as we don’t tell anyone about it. He doesn’t get why I’m devastated. FML
Today, my boyfriend said, "I won't marry you, but I want to spend my life with you." When I told him that upset me, he said, "My ex completely changed once we got married, and I like you as you are now." FML
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kateinurarms 13
time for a new boyfriend
Vash_41288 10
On the bright side at least he was honest, now you can probably see how far that can go.
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Comments (102)
buttercup_mcm 0
Ooooo dang sorry to hear that... I hope he was playing if not I hope you dump him.
VickyStar 7
Lmao fyl.
AshleyCole 0
Now you have a legitimate reason to breakup
baconstripslover 8
Ouch. Hopefully you didn't think he was the one cuz he obviously doesn't feel the same.
tam379009 0
I think that's what my boyfriend is like with me sometimes
bballforward33 10
Haha righttt ur 'boyfriend'
Pendragon525 0
85: Why are you with him, if "sometimes" he acts like the two of you have no future? Quit wasting your time with him, there are plenty of guys out there. If you're with Mr. Wrong, you're losing out on Mr. Right.
sharakay79 0
Bummer. Think he needs to go.
paigeminem 3
Ohmygosh! How rude!!
anon_e_m00se 8
Maybe you're just not the kind of girl that guys marry. Maybe you're more the ****-buddy type. Or the sex-slave type. Have you given that a chance?
Kath06 4
Dump him.
leadman1989 16
Marriage < REAL LOVE I'm gonna hope that's what he was trying to get at.