Today, I asked my boyfriend why he didn't believe in marriage. His response was, "I believe in marriage. Just not marriage with you." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend admitted he didn't want to marry me, not because he doesn't want to spend his life with me, but because he'd seen two friends get ruined by divorce settlements, and he "doesn't want my hooks in him." I love him with all my heart and would never dream of pulling a marriage con. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 years told me that since I've proven my loyalty and faithfully stuck by his side, he has no reason to ever consider marrying me, because "It's not like you're going anywhere, honey." He seems not to understand why I am upset by this. FML
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he was dating me. He replied, "Well, there's not a lot of options at this college." FML
Today, I demanded to know why my boyfriend even stays with me if he’s not interested in marriage or children, hates my family, barely talks to me when he gets home, and seems uninterested in sex. Apparently, the cheap rent on my flat was his sole interest in me. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend of 3 years what he thought about marriage in the future. "Who knows? We might meet other people soon." FML
Today, my boyfriend of several years told me the only way he’d ever consider getting married was if we had no wedding, just signing the paper at the courthouse with no ceremony or guests whatsoever, and as long as we don’t tell anyone about it. He doesn’t get why I’m devastated. FML
Today, my boyfriend said, "I won't marry you, but I want to spend my life with you." When I told him that upset me, he said, "My ex completely changed once we got married, and I like you as you are now." FML
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kateinurarms 13
time for a new boyfriend
Vash_41288 10
On the bright side at least he was honest, now you can probably see how far that can go.
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Comments (102)
DjeePee 25
Well, that's another way to dump someone...
LiveLaughFML 10
nice pic, lol! :) you and miseryposion would make a lovely couple!
supimnyancat 9
Sometimes I curl up in a corner and pretend to be a carrot.
MissBunnyWillEat 11
Mmmm... carrots...
TheRealHouse 7
Sometimes I eat trolls. 'specially if they taste like carrots
HannahForbesxo 13
Sometimes I curl up on the floor and pretend to be a crumb.
419 0
You look like Kesha...
3jackie5 3
that actually made my day
GabbyCharityM 0
"Hey Alex, I look like a hush-puppy." G-MOD ftw.
WCARlover 35
Dump that douche!
dmw25 0
Just stop, just because someone doesnt want to marry their gf doesnt mean shit.
Confuciussay 6
95 - It does when they say that they believe in marriage just not with OP. It means that he'll leave her when miss right shows up.
copy125 0
Seriously? Now I find that funny cause why the hell is she asking him why he hasn't proposed to her yet/married her cause usually that's a red flag when it comes to men, especially when they just start dating the chick. And now I'm not saying that they just started dating either. I wash just generally speaking.
BrianAlarcon 0
Dump him.
Wynthos 2
And women say they like honesty...
miserypoison 13
He's got something against you.
sannah_fml 8
Thank him. He just dropped a giant hint right there that you're wasting your time.
krysxkatastrophe 14
At least he's honest?
itschrisssybro 8
Well it's obvious that he's just a waste of your time and space. Time to drop the guy because "there's plenty of fish in the sea" waiting to meet you and sweep you off your feet :-)
lilovatch 4
He's an ass. You gotta be worse if you stayed with him.