Today, I asked my best friend why she didn't ask our other best friend Anna to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. She said, "She's too pretty. I need ugly bridesmaids to make me look better." I am the maid of honor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend informed me that I could not be her maid of honour because I "wasn't as pretty as the other bridesmaids" and she wanted her wedding photos to have "consistency". FML
Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML
Today, an attention-seeking weirdo who thinks she's my friend asked me who was going to be the maid of honour at my wedding. Knowing what she was really asking, I said I just want a small, non-fancy wedding without bridesmaids. She broke down into a sobbing mess in front of me. FML
Today, I rang up a good friend to ask her to be one of the two bridesmaids at my upcoming wedding. Before I could ask, she let me know that she would not be attending my wedding, as, "Weddings are expensive, so I'm not attending ones for people that are just acquaintances." FML
Today, my best friend announced she was getting married. I've always wanted to be a bridesmaid but she then added, "You can't be in the bridal party because you don't have the same body type as the other bridesmaids. But you can still come to the bachelorette party!" FML
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
Today, I’m supposed to be a bridesmaid at my sister's wedding, but she doesn’t want me in the photos because I’m over a foot taller than her and the other bridesmaids, and it will look silly in the photos. I told her I won’t even bother attending, and mom actually took her side. FML
Today, my sister looked prettier in her bridesmaid's dress than I did in my wedding dress. I love her to bits, but she won the genetic lottery out of the two of us, so even on my wedding day I feel inferior. FML
Today, I overheard my best friend laughing and calling my fiance lame and stupid, all because he proposed to me with a bouquet instead of a ring. And here I was about to ask if she would be my maid of honor… FML
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redbluegreen 41
That's what the bridesmaids dresses are for.
happy_me 0
you should invite her to be the maid of honor at your wedding, and tell her its for the same reason.
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kylie05 0
Thats really mean! I know how you feel though. I was friends with this one girl and we were hanging out with one of our other friends. We were around guys and our other friend was getting all the attention. We all were leaving and my friend said, "We shouldn't hang out with her anymore." I had asked why. She replied, "Shes too pretty and gets all the attention. I have to have ugly friends." She called me her ugly friend. 0_o
amazingkate 0
you are going to have one HELL of a bridezilla on your hands. **** her for being a bitch, and FYL for going to have to put up with some major shit on the horizon. oh, you're going to have so much fuuuuun.... you should take #98's advice! but only if you're sure you can outrun her.
kewlz323 0
haha sucks to be you.
P_Joy 0
aww, thats mean! im sure she didnt mean it, i have never seen you but i bet you are a beautiful woman. and you SHOULD take #98's advice. serve her right!
yay4felix 0
For my wedding, I picked beautiful bridesmaid dresses because I didn't want ANYTHING ugly around me while standing at the altar. Your friend needs to get a good therapist, because she not only has a skewed point of view, but she also has no self-esteem. Besides, any person who would say something like that to a friend (a friend who is probably very pretty) is not a person you should spend any time with. I would sell my bridesmaid dress back (or keep it, if it's pretty) and not involve myself with her wedding day. She's pretty much shooting herself in the foot, anyway, because the maid of honor usually does TONS of work for the wedding she's going to be in. Just because it's her special day doesn't give her the right to be a bitch (what kind of person marries a girl like that?). Don't let people like that walk all over you.
HyperExecuter 0
what bitch ur probably hotter and definitly nicer
kh2soldier 1
do this at the wedding runup and beat that bitch up and take her stuff
2lollymolly2 0
oooooo snap
swoozie05 0
lol she has a point
crazyrunnergirl 7
it seems to me you have great friends