Today, I asked my best friend why she didn't ask our other best friend Anna to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. She said, "She's too pretty. I need ugly bridesmaids to make me look better." I am the maid of honor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend informed me that I could not be her maid of honour because I "wasn't as pretty as the other bridesmaids" and she wanted her wedding photos to have "consistency". FML
Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML
Today, an attention-seeking weirdo who thinks she's my friend asked me who was going to be the maid of honour at my wedding. Knowing what she was really asking, I said I just want a small, non-fancy wedding without bridesmaids. She broke down into a sobbing mess in front of me. FML
Today, I rang up a good friend to ask her to be one of the two bridesmaids at my upcoming wedding. Before I could ask, she let me know that she would not be attending my wedding, as, "Weddings are expensive, so I'm not attending ones for people that are just acquaintances." FML
Today, my best friend announced she was getting married. I've always wanted to be a bridesmaid but she then added, "You can't be in the bridal party because you don't have the same body type as the other bridesmaids. But you can still come to the bachelorette party!" FML
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
Today, I’m supposed to be a bridesmaid at my sister's wedding, but she doesn’t want me in the photos because I’m over a foot taller than her and the other bridesmaids, and it will look silly in the photos. I told her I won’t even bother attending, and mom actually took her side. FML
Today, my sister looked prettier in her bridesmaid's dress than I did in my wedding dress. I love her to bits, but she won the genetic lottery out of the two of us, so even on my wedding day I feel inferior. FML
Today, I overheard my best friend laughing and calling my fiance lame and stupid, all because he proposed to me with a bouquet instead of a ring. And here I was about to ask if she would be my maid of honor… FML
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redbluegreen 41
That's what the bridesmaids dresses are for.
happy_me 0
you should invite her to be the maid of honor at your wedding, and tell her its for the same reason.
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Comments (114)
13lisa 0
can you say "bridezilla"? have fun at the wedding!
theodivine 0
That's terrible! You should tell her and her wedding to get bent.
linzhart333 8
what a BITCH.
Alexifish 0
what a bitch -- trip her when she walks down the aisle
IGotTrollinOWLS 0
what kind of friend is that? She's so rude!
JennyWren 0
I'm so sorry, I have to say this: IT'S HONOUR NOT HONOR GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
agifttotearapart 0
What the fuuuck? What a bitch! Seriously, she is NOT a friend. #94 Those are attendants to the queen.
CPTobvious_fml 0
So now everyone has to stare at a bunch of ugly chicks and an ugly bride.... greaaat
Valter 0
Can I go on a date with you friend Anna? I have a G36c with stopping power.
ellaumbrella 1
You should tell her she looks fat in her dress