Today, I arrived twenty minutes early for my opening shift at work, so I decided to turn on the radio and wait in my nice warm car. I woke up two hours later with twelve missed calls from my boss and a dead car battery. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after being a few minutes late to work a few times this week, I left the house super early this morning. When I got to work, security hadn’t unlocked the doors yet, so I waited in my car, where I ended up falling asleep and sleeping through most of my entire morning shift. FML
Today, I was sitting in my car waiting my shift to start. I must've fallen asleep because I woke up to a call from my boss firing me. I was in the parking lot. FML
Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML
Today, I was supposed to start my first day of work at my dream job. However, my car had other plans and refused to start. When I called my boss to tell him I was going to be late, he told me not to come in at all and fired me on the spot. FML
Today, I got into a pretty heated argument with my boss. On my way out the door I told him he would be lucky if I came back to work. Unfortunately, I left the interior light on in my truck and it drained the battery. I had to go back in and ask for a jump. FML
Today, I was running late for work. I was trying to find my car keys, then realized I'd left them in my boyfriend's car. My phone charger was locked in my car, and my phone was dead. I couldn’t get hold of my boss and explain what had happened. I’m fired, aren’t I? FML
Today, I woke up early for work and spent 30 minutes frantically looking for my keys. I had to take a 30-minute Uber ride to work, then drove an hour in the company truck, only to be stood up. FML
Today, I set my alarm to wake up early for work. It turns out I set it for PM instead of AM. I woke up to my boss calling me, asking if I was still alive. FML
Today, I finally got up early enough to get to work on time. I arrived 15 minutes early only to realize that I'd left my work laptop at home. Ended up being 30 minutes late. FML
Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML
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zelinaaa 0
Oops:( YDi tho...
A7X_LoVeee 10
Yeah, because bosses randomly think, "Huh, so and so isn't in yet, I'll go check the parking lot!" ......
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Comments (95)
Frelling 0
Do, or do not. There is no try.
cliffy36 0
hahaha jokes on you
Jon_athan_owens 0
that's what yah get for being early to your job at McDonalda
BWill9014 4
McDonalda = female version of McDonalds?
Bekll 31
No! Now I have the image of the female McDonald's from the Japanese ad in my head!
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Ronalda McDonalda? :D Sounds hot
2010smhill2010 0
#36 that sounds like a illness or something you catch if you slept with a 2 cent hooker
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Exactly, hot. Just kidding XD
CloudEnvy 17
..Or park the car in the break room. Then you would've had warmth, radio, snacks and coffee. Such poor planning OP.
bluegoldfish 7
ahh ive done that :P
insanesna1l 0
the shifts. you were 20 mins early op, get a coffee, game on your phone, offer a stranger a handjob, but don't sleep
ijrnelson 0
wise words miss yodatte
TheWorldGreatest 8
so sorry that happened to me more then once, but for a doctor appointment only. and had to wait for months for another one. man I feel your pain.
applecaketree 0
That sucks but you totally deserved it!! hahaha!
Grimmerie 31
your picture scares the shit out of me.
MissFukMyLuck 0
agreed ....very disturbing. unless you're in theater :)
applecaketree 0
It is how I felt when I was heavily pregnant!
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Why does everyone keep using those stupid poop emoticons?? -.- Even when the FML is about poop they're not funny