Today, I agreed to buy my girlfriend a piggle for Christmas. The pig is miniature. The noise it makes is not. Oh, and I just found out it's not living with her, but with me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Today, I'm moving to the barn. Two weeks ago I bought my girlfriend the birthday gift she most wanted: two ducklings. They’re scatting everywhere but she eats, cuddles, and sleeps with them in our bed. I asked if they could go live outside and she said, "No, you can." FML
Today, my mum asked me how the guinea pig was doing. We don't have a guinea pig. Turns out she had volunteered me to look after the next door neighbor's guinea pig when they were away and 'forgot' to tell me. They have been gone two weeks. FML
Today, my daughter's guinea pig got stuck behind the wardrobe, squeaking its head off. I tried pulling the wardrobe towards me to free him, but couldn't take the weight of it all, so it fell over, smashing the TV. The guinea pig is fine. FML
Today, I spent thirty minutes ringing up a Guinea pig and supplies for a customer who talked like a sloth, all while she argued with over the price of everything, only for her to return it all five minutes later because her sister had "changed her mind." FML
Today, my potbellied pig ate my neighbor's award-winning flower garden, that she has been growing for almost three years. She'd told me that she was bringing the judges of the competition, in which she was in line to win $300, to her house in two days. I have yet to tell her. FML
Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a voice personalized Build-a-Bear. I thought he was going to propose to me through it, only to press the foot of the bear and hear, "We should break up" instead. FML
Today, I learnt that my guinea pig can shoot poop across the room like a tiny brown torpedo. How did I find this out? It landed in my coffee. It wasn't until after I'd finished my coffee that I noticed it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML
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DameGreyWulf 1
You should have also agreed that it was staying with her. If she wants the damn thing, she has to take care of it. I say give it away/sell it. Your gal sounds like she was one of those kids who got a puppy for her birthday but got bored of it after a day and dropped it off at the pound.
hornetchik 0
People like that make me angry.
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CuSith 0
It's spelled 'piglet.' If you're going to pick on the OP's spelling, make sure your correction is correctly spelled! OP, you really should have made it clear to your girlfriend that if she wants a pet, it would have to live with her. It's selfish to make it live with you!
COBRAMORPH 0
She better be open EVERYwhere now.
ZeroCharisma 0
It's disgusting how people can be so casual about a living thing. Living beings are not "gifts". They should be treated with love and respect and it's idiotic and irresponsible to get an animal if you know nothing about it. The whole "micro-pig" craze is just as bad as the "designer dog" craze. Ooh, I want a Puggle, Oooh, I want a Labradoodle! I want a Teacup Yorkie!!!. Idiots. Even "micro-pigs", when fully grown, are about 40-65 pounds. They don't stay little forever. What happens when they aren't little and cute and the size of a teacup any more? The novelty wears off and people forget about them or find them to be a nuisance. Get her a plant.
Manedi 0
Not to be a smartass, but you realize a plant is a living thing too, dont you?
qtip1589 0
lol, i was just thinking the same thing. plants are living things too
varkey 7
umm plants are living beings as well... if you know nothing about plants, and don't even know that they are alive, it's very irresponsible to give them as gifts as well
sillysarah222 0
I love piggles! they're so cute!! even though there loud! and ydi for not reading up on them!
hatster 4
Eat it.
RavenBurga 0
threaten her to maek bacons
lindsaylu98 0
omg piglets r amazing!!!!! that r soooooo cute!!!!! <3
bearkiller4 0
I love those things they are so cute!!!! :)
PlasmaVirus 4
I would've forced her to keep it.