Today, I actually had to explain to my husband why his habit of wiping his boogers off into our baby's hair has to stop. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML
Today, I had to explain to my husband that the 5-second rule doesn't apply if you drop the floss into the toilet. FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Today, I taught my 18 month-old daughter to wipe the green, snotty mucus from under her nose with a tissue. To which, like a ninja, she then wiped my open-mouthed upper lip with that same snotty tissue. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 7-year-old son that it's not okay to smell others' "wieners". FML
Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why chewing "shit-tons of gum" is not an actual alternative to brushing his teeth. FML
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ApollosMyth 22
Well, I hope it was snot too hard to explain.
KylieMangion 22
I cannot believe why a grown man would do that to his own baby O.O
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Comments (99)
RamiUSMC 9
boogers are a great nutrient to baby's hair
philtography01 1
I would never date someone that stupid let alone marry him. Way to go
OreoBarbie 0
You might need a New husband. .
chasing_silence 10
i dont see why you want that kind of man as a father of yr child
jixiekat 14
ew that's sick and just plain wierd
amyd515 3
Your husband is a TROLL!!! It makes me wonder why you're with him!
BuckNekkid 22
that SNOT the way to treat you kids
M33R 4
No bueno!
thumbsdwn2mylife 9
You sure know how to 'pick' em'
lostribe 3
You deserve it because you picked him to have children with.
emirie 21
Right, because she knew when she married him that he would behave like that. Dumbass....