Today, I accused a student in my class of getting his dad to do his homework. It turns out that his dad died two years ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went back to school after missing the first 2 weeks of the new school year. I got grilled in my first lesson by my teacher for "gallivanting around on holiday in some sunny place" when I should've been at school learning. My dad had died from liver cancer. FML
Today, at school, some kid I’ve never liked came up to me and said, to my face, "I’m really happy to hear about your mom." She died two weeks ago. FML
Today, my English teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet, I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML
Today, I saw my teacher using her phone in the middle of class, so to joke around with her, seeing as we're on pretty good terms, I said: "Using your phone in class? For shame." She looks me in the eyes and says, "Would it be OK if I told you I'm arranging my father's funeral?" FML
Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML
Today, a parent came into my class and told one of my 6 year-old students that their grandma died. Then the parent left. The kid started crying from the news, which then got all the other students crying. I spent the rest of the day comforting a class of kids crying over someone else's grandma. FML
Today, I sent an email to my professor requesting an extension for my assignment, using the tired old excuse that my "grandmother died." Instead, I sent it to my grandmother, who then called my dad on my family's landline in tears. FML
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, my teacher announced that he'd be out for a week because he was going to Vegas. I happily said, "Woo hoo!" Then he finished his sentence by telling me it was because his dad had died. FML
Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed, "Tell him 'Happy Birthday' from me!" and as I pressed send, I remembered her dad was dead. FML
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Top comments
hobosapien081 10
shouldn't be throwing wild accusations there, should you...?
Meme1988 18
Why???! When does being smart became a crime?!
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Comments (161)
FUCKNAMESBREH 0
Jerkoff.
TomHarrow 5
I think that's illegal in most schools.
j_cat187 20
I like science
unluckyv 7
ok that was mean. but even if his dad was alive and did it u should learn to mind ur own business instead of pointing @ others. just do ur homework n learn.
Tamz13 2
Definitely deserved it. About the stupidest thing anyone can ever do is make assumptions.
bunggobuchzz 1
Why is it so impossible to believe that a student might be smart?
Supahnova 14
You know what they say when you assume, teacher. Or did YOUR dad do all the learning for YOU?
rubberduckie94 13
Assume makes an ass out of u and me. That one never gets old.
j_cat187 20
You're a dick
7SeasOfRhye 1
Youre a bitch OP. Like seriously? I hope you get fired
peterjr 0
That's **** up OP YDI
Travis95_fml 8
Your a ******* idiotic teacher.
LowLives 9
Shame on you! you totally deserve it I had a teacher like you on 4th grade would accuse me of the same thing and she was a bitch she would embarrass me in front of the class and would never let me do anything