Today, I accused a student in my class of getting his dad to do his homework. It turns out that his dad died two years ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went back to school after missing the first 2 weeks of the new school year. I got grilled in my first lesson by my teacher for "gallivanting around on holiday in some sunny place" when I should've been at school learning. My dad had died from liver cancer. FML
Today, at school, some kid I’ve never liked came up to me and said, to my face, "I’m really happy to hear about your mom." She died two weeks ago. FML
Today, my English teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet, I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML
Today, I saw my teacher using her phone in the middle of class, so to joke around with her, seeing as we're on pretty good terms, I said: "Using your phone in class? For shame." She looks me in the eyes and says, "Would it be OK if I told you I'm arranging my father's funeral?" FML
Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML
Today, a parent came into my class and told one of my 6 year-old students that their grandma died. Then the parent left. The kid started crying from the news, which then got all the other students crying. I spent the rest of the day comforting a class of kids crying over someone else's grandma. FML
Today, I sent an email to my professor requesting an extension for my assignment, using the tired old excuse that my "grandmother died." Instead, I sent it to my grandmother, who then called my dad on my family's landline in tears. FML
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, my teacher announced that he'd be out for a week because he was going to Vegas. I happily said, "Woo hoo!" Then he finished his sentence by telling me it was because his dad had died. FML
Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed, "Tell him 'Happy Birthday' from me!" and as I pressed send, I remembered her dad was dead. FML
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Top comments
hobosapien081 10
shouldn't be throwing wild accusations there, should you...?
Meme1988 18
Why???! When does being smart became a crime?!
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Comments (161)
StephanyTheSheep_fml 4
That was cold!
Chixken 6
What if his dad did do his homework?? Why would it matter to you.
AffenKid 9
Sorry boyo but you're a dick...
FrecklestheClare 6
Just because she insulted him does NOT mean she starts kissing ass. She just needs to apologize and be more careful when referring to a mother or father.
KrayKrayGurl117 7
You should probably get to know a student more before accusing them just for safe measures...
ImSoEffedUp 10
Bet u wished u could get away after that one huh.... Like in those Southwest commercials ....
Lulicah 3
How the hell would you know if his dad did his homework?! YDI
xStaciexLynnx 15
I can't help but think... What if someone else did do his homework and when the teacher accused him he said that to make the teacher feel bad and get away with it. I know plenty of people who would do that. Teachers usually don't randomly accuse students of cheating.
BuffetCrayfish3 0
YDI for being a stereotypic sounding b*tch teacher.
MigraineurOfLife 15
I agree OP, FYL... but not for what you did. Just for the fact it obviously wouldn't take much to have a Lynch Mob after you! FMLers can be a tough judge/jury.