Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I was talking to my boss when I let slip, "Love you, bye," at the end of a phone call out of habit. We both paused, and then he hung up without saying a word. FML
Today, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize that said, "I miss you." Assuming it was my mom and her new phone, I replied, "Miss you too, love you!" Turns out it was my new boss, checking to see if I’d be able to work an extra shift. Even though it was her text that was badly worded, I'm now known as the person who declared her love to the boss. FML
Today, I blurted out “Love you, bye!” at the end of a professional phone call. There was a long pause before he replied, “Uh… thank you for your help?” My coworkers heard everything. I'm now scared of my work phone ringing. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, I texted my mom, “Love you!” and immediately followed it with, “Oops wrong chat” except it wasn't the wrong chat. She replied, “???” and now she thinks I only say I love her by accident. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
Today, I handed my resume in to a cafe that was hiring. I returned home and noticed a voicemail, it was one from the boss for a trial. I eagerly returned the call, showing my enthusiasm. Without thinking, I ended with "ok love you. *GASP* ah, BYE" and quickly hung up. FML
Today, I had a phone call from a company I was applying to. It was going really well, until the call ended. Now since I'm so used to calling my girlfriend, I ended the call with, "Love you, bye." And if things couldn't get any worse, I started swearing to myself. The recruitment officer heard me. I forgot to hang up. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML
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roeallen 11
RUN AWAY RUN AWAY
jupiter80 0
give her a chance ;)
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Comments (163)
uridea 14
well this has happened to me actually oddly enough but at school not work :P just be honest it may hurt a bit for her but in the end that's what's best for her
12596 0
what if OP is straight
feefee123 0
haha that's funny I do that all the time!
thetweak70 2
go for it dude.. maybe it was meant to be lol
MSDemonslayer 5
The OP is a female.
AlecIsTheMan 0
give her a shot. you never know
Mr_Darkside 5
thats horrible...
furburger 0
I think you're onto something. Next Monday, accidentally say, "Bye, I swallow." That may help shift the ratio in your favor.
alexbeathalo2 4
why is this an fml
iwadasn 33
Six calls before she even got home? She's got a stalker, that's why it's an FML.
wonderful_wendy 0
atleast u know someone loves u!
ohmek 0
I'm sure your husband won't care for a little girl on girl action.
MDub7 1
hilarious!! stick it to her;)
saleha97 4
hahaha, ur pic made me lol :)