Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I was talking to my boss when I let slip, "Love you, bye," at the end of a phone call out of habit. We both paused, and then he hung up without saying a word. FML
Today, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize that said, "I miss you." Assuming it was my mom and her new phone, I replied, "Miss you too, love you!" Turns out it was my new boss, checking to see if I’d be able to work an extra shift. Even though it was her text that was badly worded, I'm now known as the person who declared her love to the boss. FML
Today, I blurted out “Love you, bye!” at the end of a professional phone call. There was a long pause before he replied, “Uh… thank you for your help?” My coworkers heard everything. I'm now scared of my work phone ringing. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, I texted my mom, “Love you!” and immediately followed it with, “Oops wrong chat” except it wasn't the wrong chat. She replied, “???” and now she thinks I only say I love her by accident. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
Today, I handed my resume in to a cafe that was hiring. I returned home and noticed a voicemail, it was one from the boss for a trial. I eagerly returned the call, showing my enthusiasm. Without thinking, I ended with "ok love you. *GASP* ah, BYE" and quickly hung up. FML
Today, I had a phone call from a company I was applying to. It was going really well, until the call ended. Now since I'm so used to calling my girlfriend, I ended the call with, "Love you, bye." And if things couldn't get any worse, I started swearing to myself. The recruitment officer heard me. I forgot to hang up. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML
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roeallen 11
RUN AWAY RUN AWAY
jupiter80 0
give her a chance ;)
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Comments (163)
android360 0
Wow -_- Just send her a reply with only one word, "no". and oh prepare a restraining order in case things get out of hand :)
vettle 6
don't worry Freud, they'll get what's going on soon enough.
laxguy96 6
epic win! go big bro
smmrgrl 1
op should just go on a date with her :)
theblackhannah 0
WTF?!? how do you accidentally say you love someone? you must have some feelings built up inside!
nitewlf12 10
wait what?! Put her down?! She's not a dog you know... Don't you mean LET her down easy?
adorkable_spazz 0
Lol I'm sorry, but that's a bit of a fail... Although, I do hope you can resolve this somehow by talking to her... Good luck! :0
matto263 0
I'd say that's a win.
TheNewGuy03 29
you could tell her you were thinking out loud. though i shy away from using that one because, after all, talking *is* thinking out loud. not really sure how to help you here. just be simple and frank with her. well, since i'm a dude, i'm gonna have to try this one as a test. :D |the kid|
massie21492 0
lol that happened 2 me except that it was my hot soccer coach :) it was weird for about 2 weeks