Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I was talking to my boss when I let slip, "Love you, bye," at the end of a phone call out of habit. We both paused, and then he hung up without saying a word. FML
Today, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize that said, "I miss you." Assuming it was my mom and her new phone, I replied, "Miss you too, love you!" Turns out it was my new boss, checking to see if I’d be able to work an extra shift. Even though it was her text that was badly worded, I'm now known as the person who declared her love to the boss. FML
Today, I blurted out “Love you, bye!” at the end of a professional phone call. There was a long pause before he replied, “Uh… thank you for your help?” My coworkers heard everything. I'm now scared of my work phone ringing. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, I texted my mom, “Love you!” and immediately followed it with, “Oops wrong chat” except it wasn't the wrong chat. She replied, “???” and now she thinks I only say I love her by accident. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
Today, I handed my resume in to a cafe that was hiring. I returned home and noticed a voicemail, it was one from the boss for a trial. I eagerly returned the call, showing my enthusiasm. Without thinking, I ended with "ok love you. *GASP* ah, BYE" and quickly hung up. FML
Today, I had a phone call from a company I was applying to. It was going really well, until the call ended. Now since I'm so used to calling my girlfriend, I ended the call with, "Love you, bye." And if things couldn't get any worse, I started swearing to myself. The recruitment officer heard me. I forgot to hang up. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML
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roeallen 11
RUN AWAY RUN AWAY
jupiter80 0
give her a chance ;)
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Comments (163)
skyttlz 32
Explain
Stupidpeopleanno 5
Just explain to her what the problem is. Explain that it was all a BIG misunderstanding and that you have no feelings for her. That should put her down easy.
emi3611 0
haha! get a new job.. FAST.
jeepster7874 0
giggidy giggidy
5t3ff1k4h 47
Two girls, one cup.
aardvarkish 17
That is hilarious!
bramberkhout 10
haha best comment!
5t3ff1k4h 47
I find it hilarious how many people were offended by my comment.
5t3ff1k4h 47
It wasn't meant to be offensive, but clearly people didn't like the comment, hence my amused reply. It's also not spam since it was in reply to the FML and had everything to do with the FML. The rules state that comments should do just that - pertain to the FML itself, so I think I'm safe there. Nice try, though.
aardvarkish 17
154 is correct.
dino_cookie4 7
Heyy.! your from jacksonville too.!
TheDrifter 24
Booty call line 3?
aardvarkish 17
Why are all the funny comments being voted down? You people need to lighten up!
ramirezlmt 0
OMG seriously! Take a joke, at least their not being sharpied like the cops posts. Seriously though explain and one of you will leave cause of akwardness.
remotepath 0
just roll with it
JayBear14 11
P2T :P
ilovesexywomen 0
YDI for being an idiot
kalixzo 11
I know you are.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Ouch, choose your words carefully next time and try to let her down easy. Or do like MOST men do and tap that. Yeahhhh. Haha. I've said that before myself actually.. Middle school. My female dance teacher... kinda awkward. Luckily she didn't confess her love for me.
iwadasn 33
The OP is a girl...thus the FML. Now she's being stalked by a psycho lesbian.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Ahhhh I missed that. Well it would still be an FML regardless. Noone likes creepy stalker types.
Mr_Darkside 5
well said
hatepineapple 14
Sexist much?
dudeitsdanny 10
Psycho lesbians were turned sexy by Black Swan.