Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of my grandfather's funeral and my cousin started cracking up. It caused a chain reaction of laughter throughout all of the other cousins and my siblings. Now my aunts won't speak to any of us. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally farted really loud. My 4 year-old brother heard me and started crying, and stopped talking to me for a whole hour. Now he tells everyone about "that time his sister farted." FML
Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML
Today, I was at a family gathering and during a lull in the conversation I started to tell a joke to lighten the mood. Halfway through, I realized the joke was incredibly inappropriate. The room fell silent, and my grandma hasn’t looked at me the same since. FML
Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML
Today, my greatgrandpa came over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, he pooped himself. My family went through the rest of the meal acting like we hadn't noticed to avoid embarassment. As it was coming to an end, my sister came home and immediately yelled, "Ew! Did someone poop?" He cried. FML
Today, at my grandad's funeral, as my dad and aunt poured his ashes into the hole, a strong gust of wind blew the ashes into my throat. I choked on my grandad. What made it worse was that the vicar had to stop her prayer to laugh. FML
Today, my boss was telling everyone his mother recently passed away and he'll be off work for a while. I'd been holding in painful gas for a while, so I tried to ease it out. It turned into a long, squeaky fart in front of everyone. Everyone glared at me as if I was trying to be funny. FML
Today, my husband cracked a "Rectum? Damn near killed him" joke at my grandfather's funeral. He had genuinely spoken without thinking, but his quick gasp and "Oh shit" sounded quite sarcastic. We were both kicked out. My family thinks I put him up to the whole thing. FML
Today, I confidently told a funny story during a holiday family dinner. Nobody laughed, except my younger cousin, who snorted so hard at the way I'd flopped into complete silence, he sprayed cranberry sauce across the table. FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
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TenChubbyPandas 7
There is no reason why your Aunts raised such a big stink about it.
LifeTrolls 16
That's some strong laughing gas right there...
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Comments (39)
captainsmegma 12
A good fart always changes a sad moment to happy moment.
fitnessgram 19
Or a happy moment to a moment when you can't breathe or you'll throw up everywhere. but you know, same thing
crudeandrudeguy 29
Fart humour has been around for thousands of years, it's the one joke that's funny in any language or culture.
more4me 27
Sorry about your grandfather but this FML is hilarious. Your aunts will come around, eventually.
thatannoyingdude 19
Yo, whatever you're on sounds dope, I want some. Just kidding, it makes you speak nonsense
talicaroxi 25
I had the same happen. I felt awful but I couldn't help giggling. when the coffin was brought in an odd scent hit me and I laughed even more that I was breathing in death. turned out my sister had scented tissues
interesting33 37
I think at funeraks especially there might be a lot of feelings going around and sometimes laughing is uncontrollable and helps release the tension. Like nervous laughter except at a funeral i imagine it must be such a difficult situation and laughing could be a way of dealing with it. I feel your aunts would be better of undertanding this.
fitnessgram 19
There is no denying you're on some sort of drugs.
Tannasgh 22
Good tactic!
Bluepine 3
My father has always said funerals are for laughing and remembering the good times, it's weddings that people should be crying at.
Procryon 10
I'd want my whole family to be happy and having fun at my funeral instead of sad and mourning the whole time. I'm sure you're grandpa would've felt the same way :)
mwek3 11
honestly I think this is silly to be mad about. And to be able to laugh or be light hearted at a funeral is for me, a celebration of life. At my grandmother's funeral, I was sitting next to my mom who was sitting next to my Grandfather. His cell phone starts to ring in the middle of a very touching sermon given by the Priest (who had known both my grandparents well). My grandpa couldn't get it to stop so all he could do was hold his jacket pocket to try to muffle the sound. He started laughing, my mom started laughing and all of us in the front pew started laughing. And to be honest, if u knew my grandma, I KNEW in my soul she would have been laughing too. Its a memory I will never get forget. Don't worry just because u farted a t the funeral. I don't know ur family dynamic but it's probably not a memory u will forget anytime soon and the people attached to that memory wont be forgotten either.