Today, I accidentally dropped my cigarette down my shirt. There are now two unsightly, painful burns right in the center of my chest. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally gave myself a chemical burn. It hurts like hell and I've been told all I can do is wait it out for a few days. The worst part? It's from a reaction to a cream I used all over my chest. I can't wear a shirt without being in immense pain. FML
Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML
Today, as I was walking home late at night, some asshole threw a lit cigarette butt out of their balcony. It fell between my glasses and my eye and left a burn mark on my cheek. FML
Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Today, I lit a used tissue on fire in my room. Eventually, the fire became kinda of large (it was a big tissue) and when I blew it out, it fell on the carpet. Now I have a burn stain on it. FML
Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, I was cooking and I burned my thumb. I had some first-aid burn spray, so I sprayed it on. I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and when I flicked my lighter, my thumb went up in flames. Turns out that first-aid burn spray is flammable. FML
Today, I thought it was a good idea to go number two while smoking a "cigarette". My ash tray was over by the sink so I decided to just ash in the toilet. While ashing between my legs, I sneezed and now I have a extremely uncomfortable burn on my man member. Smoking is bad. FML
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FFML_314 12
OP YDI for smoking
keekah 0
Ydi. Don't smoke. It kills you.
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Comments (511)
ArtIsResistance7 1
Dude, you really should leave smoking for people like Ringo Starr and the Marlboro Man. You obviously don't have the inherent coolness to be a smoker... YDI
Blame_The_Dog 0
X=8! you can thank me later *flies off into to sunset*
ArtIsResistance7 1
Thanks, but you've got it all wrong. In my universe, X == 8. See, if XXX = *******, then X = *******/3. How many times will I have to explain this! ;P
jlheinjus 0
in soviet Russia we smoked cigars not pissy little cigarettes.
CurseYourLove 0
#27 i like your pic its L so awsome :)
rupert_45 0
first
awhsum 0
47- haha...fail x)
Apolloholix13 0
biggest fail ever, or some seriously hard to read sarcasm.
BeyondDespair 0
You should have been more careful. in the long run, it won't be just little burns, more like life threating shit.
fortunefades 3
YDI for wearing such a low-cut shirt
ShitYourDickhole 0
LMFAO^^^^ :D Yes,you think two little burns from smoking is bad.... Wait until you get lung cancer and you have to eat from a tube and talk like darth vader. :l Smoking is laame,man.
iheartGnR 1
Getting burned by a cig is the least harmful thing it can do to you...if you're complaining about that.. I'd quite smoking before it gives you something more serious to complain about.
cattyfresh2115 0
its your fault for smoking ciggs, cancer victim!
xXxbluetweetyxXx 0
you ****** you shouldn't smoke so I feel good that it happened to you ahahahha