Today, I accidentally dropped my cigarette down my shirt. There are now two unsightly, painful burns right in the center of my chest. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally gave myself a chemical burn. It hurts like hell and I've been told all I can do is wait it out for a few days. The worst part? It's from a reaction to a cream I used all over my chest. I can't wear a shirt without being in immense pain. FML
Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML
Today, as I was walking home late at night, some asshole threw a lit cigarette butt out of their balcony. It fell between my glasses and my eye and left a burn mark on my cheek. FML
Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Today, I lit a used tissue on fire in my room. Eventually, the fire became kinda of large (it was a big tissue) and when I blew it out, it fell on the carpet. Now I have a burn stain on it. FML
Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, I was cooking and I burned my thumb. I had some first-aid burn spray, so I sprayed it on. I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and when I flicked my lighter, my thumb went up in flames. Turns out that first-aid burn spray is flammable. FML
Today, I thought it was a good idea to go number two while smoking a "cigarette". My ash tray was over by the sink so I decided to just ash in the toilet. While ashing between my legs, I sneezed and now I have a extremely uncomfortable burn on my man member. Smoking is bad. FML
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FFML_314 12
OP YDI for smoking
keekah 0
Ydi. Don't smoke. It kills you.
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Comments (511)
cheergirly16 0
130 what makes you say that smoking isn't bad for you?. my aunt has lung cancer from smoking. it's obviously not beneficial...
LaDyBlOo 0
Nobody forces anyone to smoke you choose to smoke and yes people get sick from it but they know what's up when they start to smoke
wafflez4ever 0
ydi 4 smoking, u dumbass. it KILLS u!! wtf?!
im_banned 0
that exactly wat I said 130 haha
LaDyBlOo 0
lol that's the best stuff
JBmm 0
YDI for smoking...
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
YDI Smoker
Turdburgled 0
I'm allergic to eggs.
pandadoraa 0
Wow, the same thing happened to me. I now have a permanent discoloration right in the center of my chest, luckily, it's not in a spot that shows when wearing low cut tops. No one has ever noticed the scar. It happened to me because I was smoking, and someone came up and scooted my chair causing me to fumble.
sabbathblck666 5
and anyone that says he deserves it for smoking deserves to go into the kitchen and make me a goddamned sammich...it's the op's choice to smoke...that's like saying to a woman she deserved to be in a car accident cuz she wasn't in the kitchen
ItalianFirefly 5
How does someone deserve something for smoking? Dont like the smoke then ******* stand upwind. Get over it. & to everyone who said 'omg it can kill you' Yeah, so can driving,but that doesn't stop you from doing it does it? A lot of things can kill you, so what.
LaDyBlOo 0
168 I agree with you all the way
cheergirly16 0
Well ya that's true but it's Your choice to smoke and if your driving and you die you weren't Trying to rear end somebody...
itsgen 16
haha dumbass