Today, good news! The guitar I have been saving up for, for 5 months, finally arrived. It came inside a beautiful black and white case, and impossible to get into without the key. They didn't pack the key. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally had enough to buy my dream guitar, made in 1965. I buckled it into the passenger seat because it unfortunately didn't come with the original case. Once home, I tripped over my own feet before reaching my front door and scratched it on the concrete. It wasn't in mint condition when I bought it, but now it looks like it had a bad relic job. FML
Today, I have a new guitar on its way. I forgot to make up a story, so now my wife won't be happy. FML
Today, I dropped my 6-month-old $3,500 guitar. Luckily, it had a one year warranty from the store so I drove back. It was shut down. FML
Today, my girlfriend and her mother bought a hanger for my $2000 guitar as a birthday present. They wanted to surprise me by hanging it on the wall. They screwed it upside down, so before I came home it fell off and my guitar broke. FML
Today, after I spent 3 months secretly learning guitar so I could surprise everyone at a family barbecue, the moment finally came. I sat down, took a deep breath, and realized I'd practiced every song with a capo I forgot to bring, as well as my tuner. Everything sounded terrible. My uncle asked if I was improvising Free Jazz. FML
Today, after months of wondering what a mysterious key I found in an old kitchen drawer unlocked, I finally discovered it fit the lock on a storage unit. I opened it and found a box containing three other keys I had also forgotten about. FML
Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML
Today, I spent the entire day packing my car full of boxes for my move tomorrow. When I finally finished, I realized I didn't have the car key. It's inside one of the boxes. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML
Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML
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Top comments
NotAlwaysFML 0
I doubt your life SUCKS because they forgot to send you a key that opens a guitar you've been saving up for 5 months. Anyone with common sense would call the company and they'll send you the key at no expense. The only thing that sucks is that you just have to be more patient and wait for the key to arrive.
sweetspicegirl 0
just call them and they will send you one duhh
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Comments (79)
trizdan 0
lol, the "good news" reminds me of Futurama
Sazula 2
Haha me too!
MaddogTotten 0
Either you make a ridiculously small wage, or you bought the most awesome guitar ever. Easy solution either way - force your way in to the case or have them ship a key. If it is that nice of a guitar, you didn't pay for the bitchin case, you payed for the bitchin guitar. Just force the lock or cut in to the case. If you "can't live" another day without playing it then quit being a whiny little bitch and get it out of there. If you payed more for the case than the guitar is worth to you, and you saved for 5 months, then you fail on too many levels for me or anyone else to help you. If that is your case, then just off yourself now and save everyone else the wasted time of having to deal with you.
MaddogTotten 0
One of my all-time favorite quotes anywhere: "I can't swallow that!" "Good news then, its a suppository."
wyld3fyr3 3
nice
mirror_opposite 0
Awesome number 12~!
thisishilarious 0
not worthy, its called patience
crash52181 0
Seriosuly...how is this an FML? Quit being a whiny bitch over your guitar and call the company you ordered it from to get the ******* key.
kukopia 0
They send the key in the mail. It'll prob be there tomorrow. Pull up your knickers and wait a day. You waited 5 mos, what's one more day?
blueknight1st 26
They sent the key, it's inside the case. Just open... Oh wait. Sucker! Just take it to a locksmith dumbass.
soadgorillaz 0
haha thats funny. but i agree with #81
SGTSlaughter 0
No key you say? STOP!Hammer time!
jamminguitarist 0
I got an SG last week. and yeah. pick the lock. or get a locksmith. no big deal