Today, for the second day in a row, I was constantly abused, yelled at, insulted, and berated by my wife for "endangering our child's life." I took her to the doctor for a vaccination and flu shot yesterday. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my one year-old daughter vaccinated. My wife tried to leave me, because she's "never felt more betrayed". FML
Today, I was harrassed, called a bad mom, and had death wished upon me for getting the Covid vaccine. Apparently, I don't deserve to live because I don't want to die from the virus. FML
Today, I got yelled at all day at work, only to come home and get yelled at by my husband. FML
Today, my needle-phobic mother took me to get a shot. She fainted. FML
Today, my wife screamed, cried, called me lazy and a bad parent, and threatened to leave and take our four kids. All I did was ask for an hour to myself every day for some private time. FML
Today, my wife screamed and threatened to leave me… again. She does this about once a year, in response to an argument that she feels frustrated by. We have three amazing children and we're mostly happy in between these outbursts. Today she did it in front of our 6 year-old, who is now crying about our family. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my night off from the baby. Instead, my wife said she "couldn't even begin to deal", so she locked herself in the bedroom and I had to watch both my baby and my stepson, who both became hyper-needy the second she shut the door. This is the fifth time in a row. FML
Today, the TV was blaring, the kids were yelling, and my wife was blabbering on in my ear. Overwhelmed, I shouted, "EVERYONE QUIET!" I got a second of blessed silence before my kids started screaming and crying, and my wife threw a tantrum, saying, "I married a psycho!" FML
Today, while trying to give an immunization to a "special" 13-year-old, I got spit on, kicked, almost bitten, and had a chair thrown at me. When it was all over, I flinched when the patient tried to hug me. Her mom called me a "b*tch" and I later found out she wasn't a "special" child. FML
Today, I had a panic attack because my wife yelped at me. What did I say that made her yell? I told her that I had just been diagnosed with a panic disorder that's triggered by people yelling at me. FML
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Top comments
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
Bitches be crazy. Seriously. It drives me nuts when parents consider all vaccines to be harmful. There's a reason they need vaccinations to go to school.
drewcat21 0
If i was married and my wife didn't want her to have vaccinations or flu shot I'd probably ignore her as well. I'd rather my child be safe.
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Comments (120)
perdix 31
Did you drive to the doctor's office drunk? This whole vaccine thing could just be a smokescreen.
TrueTriage 16
Perdix: Sacrificing moral standards for the sake of comedy since 1973 (How awkward it would be if this is the year he was born.)
TrailblazerSS 5
Perdix get some class, there is no way anyone could infer anything like that from this post and it really isn't that funny.
MissAmz 7
Do you see people with polio walking around? Yes, it still exists but the pros really outweigh the cons.
Bunaf 4
If you were trying to be ironic with the 'walking around' comment it's funny. If it was unintentional, it's hilarious.
PedroTall 0
Also since Australia was populated by English Rejects your ancestors are likely smarter than the ones that ran to the " other " continent. Good point on your comment. ENJOY
MissAmz 7
.. It was unintentional. XD
borkchop1992 15
MAYBE your wife thinks that your doctor secretely uses the needles for his addictions, but it's not likely.
BellaBelle_fml 23
That thought would never have crossed my mind. The syringes they use are individually pre-packaged. Most of the time they will open the syringe and draw up the vaccine/immunization right there in the room in front of the patient.
mintcar 10
The second day in a row? She's never going to forget it. It'll be brought up in every argument. "well, remember that one time when you almost killed our child?"
Kallian_fml 21
Sounds like she's the one more likely to endanger your child's life. OPs wife: Oh no! I would never let my child wear a seatbelt! I hear they kill more people than they save.
hamrtym 15
Sounds like a way out to me. Don't make it easy! Tell her you're sorry and it won't happen again then give her a kiss. Make her work for that divorce.
uzairmacy 5
Sounds like your wife has a bad case of the bitch fever.
LuckyLynx7732 5
If only they made a vaccine for that...
off_constantly 8
Keep that back hand strong OP. It will never fail to set some discipline.
abdu_ajam 4
OP grow some balls and tell her to shut the f up lol
Ultimawolf25 19
I don't see how he could deserve it for worrying about his daughter's safety, the only thing he should have done was discuss it with his wife beforehand. He could have been raised differently and saw no harm in a flu shot for his daughter and didn't think anything about it.