Anonymous
United States
Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
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RyanRaygun 0
The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.
neonoodle 0
get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.
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Amkii 0
This made me lol, actually. Your wording is excellent. But who cares? If you're not married, it makes sense that no woman has seen your penis before. Hell, even if you ARE married, it still makes sense. #44 - I completely agree.
laxingitup 0
the thirty year old virgin!
wowfmlife 0
If you're not married, then there's no problem here.
Chaith 16
Wrong, #51! Being a man ***** should be your goal in life, doesn't Disney teach you anything?
snowbird_fml 0
#46 ur clearly not 14 otherwise yeah ur sounding like a ***** big time
wowfmlife 0
If you're not maried then there's no problem here.
snowbird_fml 0
i agree with 52 you could be a clean virgin or a player with STDs and who wants that
castnerinho 0
bullshit. nuff said
IMz0r 0
#32... average is closer to 5.2 inches, a little under six, but six isn't a bad estimate. But ... this an FML were I truly feel bad for you :(
Vagabones 0
I lost it embarrassingly late, but 30!? Get a hooker, ffs.