Anonymous
United States
Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
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RyanRaygun 0
The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.
neonoodle 0
get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.
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Monty_Python 0
Go to a bar/club. pick up a drunk chick. do her. Work your way up from there.
l23VIVE 17
Good advice
Chaosaiyan 6
Morals. You have them!
Brutalus420 5
Ahah great advice lmao
Rosicles 8
You do realise that drunk girl does not equate to sex right? We aren't all floozys you know!
Orlinda 2
OMG what is wrong that it had to be a doctor????? really i mean did you ever try to do anything pull the moves????? wooow i find that really upsetting
CreeperXRemix15 8
I find your lack of sympathy upsetting
ilse1989 0
I agree with number 12. Get some action dude :D
NickH87 0
Haha you have a pecker, a really small pecker...Its people like you who make the average size of a dick 4 inches, makes me feel really good
unknownimous 0
And it's people like you that lower the IQ average !
Jaxro 6
Hahahah wtf
rukusrazor 0
Awww, is it an "innie" ?
smac_fml 0
ouch... maybe you should get on that...
ShadyFTW1 0
he better get on something.
caitie_roxs13 0
technically your momma was the first to see your penis.
lailax3 0
technically whoever delivered the kid was the first to see it.
imlifeless2 25
I wonder if they had the same reaction
twistoffate89 0
if your problem is that a woman hasn't seen your penis, why not just expose yourself in public?
newyorkmets75 3
you could get arrested
Theicedemon77 0
Illegal, but it'd work :P
CreeperXRemix15 8
trust me... it works.
sugarspyce 0
Ouch!