Anonymous
United States
Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
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RyanRaygun 0
The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.
neonoodle 0
get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.
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Comments (500)
Diabeetus 0
This makes me feel better about still being a virgin
fuckyalol 0
being a virgen after 15 is stupid u stupid ****
XCraig 0
That's what FML is for!
djgoreo 12
You get a like because of your name.
strat_fml 0
you must have the smallest **** ever! what a loser.
youngboss_fml 2
your comment is ****** stupid if u think about it. to get to know the size of his **** a woman would have to see it but it aint the case hence the fml you dumbfuck
Meilin 7
Actually, the doctor saw it, so she must have tought it was small and that's probably why she laughed. I'm not agreeing with #5 though, OP has no fault (except for not putting himself out there and meeting people) and it's a dick thing to call OP a loser for that.
oOxMERROxOo 0
IThat's just plain mean. He didn't ask to be made like that did he? No. How does that make him a loser. He hasn't done anything, he didn't ask for a small ****. D'ya know what? **** off you waste of space.
Narttu 20
You are an asshole. OP said nothing about the size of his penis. Also, no man gets to choose the size of his penis, naturally having a small one does not make somebody a loser. The doctor is also a bitch. What she did was unprofessional and just plain rude. I hope OP reported her.
NoxiousNorwegian 5
The size of someone's penis doesn't dictate how cool they are. You're a giant dick.
lonkite101 14
1. That's really mean! 2. How would you know???? CREEPER 3. You have no life
ohhboyy 0
MAYBE SHE HAS A COLD!
turtlesFTW 5
I really doubt that..........
Kyra15 0
lol stayin positive:D
noah1997 3
If only there was that much hope here..../
Phillay632 0
I usually have a quirky comment, but this just makes me sad. I don't even know what to say...
esco760 6
I woulda told her to suck it
badimage 0
Oh how sad for you :/
hk_fml 9
wow. Thirty? O___O I think I woulda passed out from embarrassment too.
lnm701 0
Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?
ikeydude 0
haha good one but i dont think thats true
vxjazz 0
?? ??????
nikerush2 0
You are never going to make a girl ******. Sorry
unknownimous 0
You think your stupidity will ? Orgasms don't depend on the penis' size...
kimboslice2103 0
it helps a lot though just ask my girlfriend :)
Meilin 7
Size helps, yeah, but it's not everything... There's plenty of ways to make a girl ******. Do some research and learn some things.
oOxMERROxOo 0
Ruling out ****, Tongue, finger/s, toys. He could make a girl cum with those.
Nella_90 6
that's not true, most guys I've been with were rubbish in bed cause all they had was their size and they couldn't use it..
CamBam97 7
You act like you can? haha your a joke
kahaari 0
umm.. you didnt count your mother, i guess?? and really.. thats pathetic.. get out there.. buy some viagra..
doodycakes 16
This has to be the stupidest comment I have ever seen on this app