Today, for our anniversary, I sang my boyfriend a heartfelt, self-written song. The first thing he said when I finished was "Your fly is open." FML
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Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
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Today, my class was interrupted by flowers, balloons, and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song that he'd written himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of my life… if I knew who he was. FML
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Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
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rg350dx 29
The song was so romantic your pants unzipped themselves in preparation.
MichellinMan 20
Zipper- "Oh shit this is getting tense I better get ready."
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Comments (88)
MegaError101 10
That doesn't mean he does not appreciate it.
Ghost308 11
At least he let you finish the song.
Grauncho 27
His fly was open too. That's how good your song was.
mattatom17 10
He was thinking of something else for your anniversary ;)
nhbasskid13 23
hey, at least he didn't try to get in your fly while you were singing.
mrlopez 13
The other way around would be an excellent compliment to her song actually
OperationAxis 10
Tell him it was for a reason!
kaablam 17
Honestly, it would have bothered me too, but I don't think it would have been the first thing I said.. Just some misplaced OCD tendencies.
vbzy 11
That was just the start of his song. I imagine it went "your fly is open. And something's pokin'. I'm just hopin' that you will le-e-et me in". no? Sorry OP
RedPillSucks 33
Sung to the tune of "This joint is jumping..."
jh921971 10
Maybe you shouldn't be singing
profligatesoul 18
Cheap gift, YDI
dachayke 16
Not everything has a price tag. There's a reason you don't pay people to love you.
JaneChemi_fml 21
you sure can! although its not legal in most states.