Today, every time I write the word "analyst," I can't help but giggle because it begins with "anal." I'm 24, and studying to be a conflict analyst. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, our outgoing boss told us about guy who's replacing him, saying he's very nice but very anal about things. Without thinking, I shrugged and said "Anal's not bad." Now everyone's calling me Anal-Girl. FML
Today, my work directory was updated to reflect my recent promotion. Due to lack of space, they abbreviated the title. I'm now listed as "Sr Anal". FML
Today, I went to my school to take my yearbook picture. I was wearing a shirt that said ANALOG on the front. When I bent in to take the picture, part of my shirt overlapped itself. Now I'm known as the ANAL kid in the yearbook. FML
Today, I'm a full-time Investment Portfolio Analyst at one of the largest groups. It has been my dream job and I worked my ass off. I'm one of the best analysts there and people like me. Also, I haven't slept properly for 3 months, without a single day off. I'm about to get mentally sick. FML
Today, during a job interview on Zoom, I tried to sound passionate and said, “I eat marketing for breakfast.” The interviewer then asked what I have for lunch. I panicked and said, “Analytics… and sometimes interns.” I haven’t heard back yet. FML
Today, after submitting my college application, I noticed that I mistyped "math enthusiast" as "meth enthusiast". FML
Today, after finishing a two hour essay exam that will determine the future of my career, I realized I misread the question. FML
Today, I finally noticed that my new coworker, with whom I have to share an office, starts every sentence with, "I mean…", then a pause, then says whatever he has to say. I can't un-notice it now, and it's like hearing nails on a chalkboard. FML
Today, I got a question wrong on an exam. The question started with, "In your opinion..." FML
Today, my colleague yet again misused the word "literally." It's driving me insane. I have to work opposite him and hear him say things like he's just "literally shit himself inside out." FML
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Subtext 10
Trust me, you're not the only one.
Ashamed_Sister 60
I suggest you grow up before starting your career.
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Mr_Mole 24
I laugh every time I watch Once Upon A Time because it's produced by Brian Wankum. I'm 32.
Sullybear23 5
Did you giggle making this FML?
Enslaved 38
She said "anal" Hahahee *Beavis and Butt-head laugh*
carecow 16
I can imagine your grin everytime you tell people what you do.
pil_84 9
The worlds first analrapist I'm an analyst and a therapist. I just blue myself.
Enslaved 38
You just "blue" yourself? Lucky I still haven't found my Avatar. :P
xRezSynn 15
Oh come on, please grow up.
davincidasecond 24
Lighten up a little, jeez. We all have our immature moments, no one needs to have a stick up their ass for every waking moment.
The_9th_Doctor 18
you said anal. hehe
theboy13 13
Grow up
maxinator5000 7
You'll get over it one day
lostmemories06 1
How many times did you giggle while writing this? Lol