Today, during class our teacher asked us, "Who is Uncle Sam?" A girl answered, "He's the guy who founded KFC, right?" I'm in an AP class and have to put up with these morons constantly. FML
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Today, during a lecture, my teacher jokingly talked about the time he was best buds with George Washington. Another student then asked, "Really? You knew him?" I'm in an advanced placement U.S. history class. FML
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thatnucca 36
At least you know your class will never be dull... Just grab some popcorn while you're at it...
Welshite 40
Colonel Sanders has my loyalty when I was drafted into the war of fried chicken vs baked.
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Comments (66)
channelmonica 17
Why do I feel this FML is just a changed version of the person who said they were in an AP class with a student who believed the teacher was friends with George Washington...
Razi_tail 25
She was probably just pulling your leg, but then some people just wing it all through school so who knows.
thesinginguy 18
You could have made a glorious pun there.. That poor wasted pun.. R.I.P. Pun.
thesinginguy 18
Of course you at least got one of the puns there. You just missed the drumstick one you could have made.
clrichmond2009 24
I believe that's where pulling your leg came in...
Simbaby 23
Nothing like the history of good ole' chicken.
TXFernwoods 26
I don't think it's as advanced as you think it is. Sorry, OP.
xElitexGamer 5
So he's not?!
onorexveritas 24
my life.... is a lie!?
Saif94 4
Well was he? did you guys get to find out, I'm curious
pita1331 7
Please tell me you're not being serious!?
euphoricness 28
Uncle Sam is the guy who founded onion rings
dachayke 16
#31, that was Julius Cesar. Uncle Sam created funyuns though.
Tezoma 28
#73 Pretty sure Julius Caesar created salads too.
toxic_walrus 15
That made my brain hurt
JestrRulz 12
U. S. Uncle Sam is the personification of the government knuckle heads. You guys knock the kids in class but probably don't know the origins of the name either.
lisslyi 19
Probably cause they're not from around here.
stargirl_95 24
There's a difference between someone (especially a foreigner as many of the people laughing at the stupidity of OP's classmates are not American) knowing who Uncle Sam is but not knowing the origins of his name and an American student in an AP class thinking that Uncle Sam founded KFC.
redbaron94 8
I know the pain it's how my AP classes were...
NiceGuysDoWin 21
Reading through these comments, I am starting to think most of these people belong in that class, as it is obvious that many of them don't know who Uncle Sam is either.