Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, I tried to get my boyfriend's attention by taking my bra off and tossing it at him. He only put it on as a hat and kept playing his video games. FML
Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought Elden Ring and hasn’t listened to me once all day. At one point I got his attention by waving my bare boobs at him to remind him it’s his turn to cook. Unfortunately he didn’t listen to me then either, because, you know, my boobs were out and his ears shut down. FML
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is a full-time gamer, said to me during sex, "I want to right click you so bad." FML
Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a World of Warcraft commercial came on. He turned to me and said, "Yeah, I'd choose the Horde over you any day." FML
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Badjuju7711 0
Dear nerds... Not everyday your naked girlfriends masturbates next to you... Be sure to take full advantage.
SunnyUserName123 5
Internet dargonz > all. GAWD
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Comments (366)
xblitzx34 0
What a loser I would of been eating that n playing with it. Get a bf dat gives u attention n not his stupid game.
hordeforever 0
I rather play WoW over watching a chick finger herself... That's only becz I'm not a lesbo and WoWs awesome!
hordeforever 0
I rather play WoW over watching a chick finger herself... That's only becz I'm not a lesbo and WoWs awesome!
madfreakinggf 3
Yes I do agree with u although horde forever? F that. Alliance ftw. :)
MyPerspective 4
That sucks.
xDMACx12 7
Guild Wars is better
hornet_fml 0
Guild wars is much better. :)
khlinka 0
Hahaha why can't girls just their boyfriends play video games? If you were shopping and he started jacking off next you, you'd probably ignore him too or even yell at him. He was probably in the middle of a raid or something, anyways. Any dedicated WoW player would have ignored you in that situation...
TraceCase_ 19
I hope you mean shopping on the web because I would certainly yell at my boyfriend if he started jacking off at the mall.
BigOrca 2
Khlinka and Trace case both of u have great incite on the other side of things. Did not think of that till now. I would never master bait while shopping. Don't wanna have to explain why I'm cold. Lol.
TraceCase_ 19
I don't think it's cool at all to be a constant nag and demand all of your boyfriends time and attention. Sure he should be allowed to play video games if he wants, but...OP used words like "desperate" and "for once". The impression I get is that WOW comes first all the time and personally, I don't think that's a healthy relationship either.
hornet_fml 0
Maybe instead of playing with yourself you should try playing with him? If not then there's no reason to be hateful just tell him it's over and let him go play his game somewhere else
ScarletBloom 14
He has no life.
mrjude 3
Look, epic loot drops are more rare than your panty drops, so he has to keep playing.
ZielZone 4
And WHY do you continue to date this loser????