Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, I tried to get my boyfriend's attention by taking my bra off and tossing it at him. He only put it on as a hat and kept playing his video games. FML
Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought Elden Ring and hasn’t listened to me once all day. At one point I got his attention by waving my bare boobs at him to remind him it’s his turn to cook. Unfortunately he didn’t listen to me then either, because, you know, my boobs were out and his ears shut down. FML
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is a full-time gamer, said to me during sex, "I want to right click you so bad." FML
Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a World of Warcraft commercial came on. He turned to me and said, "Yeah, I'd choose the Horde over you any day." FML
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Badjuju7711 0
Dear nerds... Not everyday your naked girlfriends masturbates next to you... Be sure to take full advantage.
SunnyUserName123 5
Internet dargonz > all. GAWD
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Comments (366)
abennett84 0
Oh this sounds just like something my husband would do. He loves that damn game.
christina121212 0
So had a bf like that! Get rid of him!!
icanhazblivions 1
I'm a gamer but I cannot resist my boyfriend. :) he's the one exception.
BritLass 15
You thought that the only way to get his attention is to do that? What happened to a blow horn ;) leave him If he doesn't pay attention to you!
bennyq 0
He was probably in the middle of a raid!! If he was masturbating you'd probably think its gross and would ignore him too !!
Homnomnom 0
Lol all your peoples' responses are funny. Telling her to dump him. If he's playing WoW, just let him have his time, then get his attention afterwards.
stevenmx86 8
Man, that's hot
PrimeStarscream 30
YDI for not dumping that idiot sooner.
chickenpie90 16
O.M.G
san3 4
delete his character and remake one that says "ImDumpingYou"
kemando 22
Doing that would require his password.
yaoieclipse 3
Not to talk about an email to blizz and his chars are back in 2 hours