Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, I spent half an hour on the phone with a customer. At the end of the conversation, as he was putting down the phone, I heard him say 'God, he was a miserable git'. I'm a 28 year old woman. FML
Today, I was working at the local grocery store and a customer of mine, who had only bought two granola bars and was holding up my line, tried to convert me to Christianity. Out of all the people to target, she chose the shy atheist who just wanted to do her minimum wage job in peace. FML
Today, while at work, I had to spend an hour and a half on the phone, listening to an old lady relive her entire day in excruciating detail. We're not allowed to hang up on customers, and she was extremely quick to dismiss all my attempts to steer the call back on topic. FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year-old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML
Today, the elderly lady I work for got mad at me, all because I wouldn't feed her imaginary friend. FML
Today, I went to a job interview at a small family-owned business. After the interview, the owner's son took me into his office and told me I'm not getting the job and to get out, because apparently, the old man thinks I'm "possessed by a demon". FML
Today, I got yelled at by a customer for saving them money. FML
Today, my manager cussed me out for being unable to keep a customer happy. That "customer" was a senile old twit who had wandered away from his carer, thought our shop was his living room, and demanded to know who replaced all his furniture. FML
Today, a customer berated me and told me to stop whining because I have to work on the weekend. What did I do to deserve this? I said, "Hi, how are you doing today?" FML
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Im_An_FML_User 0
What did you do to make her think that?
mfmylifesrsly 30
Maybe OP is a ginger? Since we have no soul and are evil, you know..
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Comments (146)
Lieto 1
You gotto look really seductive then
ultrabroski 0
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Junebugfrenzy 0
i would have said "yes, yes i am. now hold still it'll only pinch a bit" lol old ppl r kinda funny in that goofy way!
DocBastard 40
Old people are the best. They can get away with anything and just chalk it up to their age. GET THE **** OFF MY LAWN!
MuffyStJacques 0
My grandmother got out of a ticket by using her age as an excuse.
mfmylifesrsly 30
Lol yeah most gingers and not attractive haha
TheDrifter 24
Nah, just Ginger men. For ginger women, often the soulless bit is all the selling points they need. On a random note; how did petite men and red hair end up tied together though? It's like a cruel joke on the soulless ones.
ugliness 6
yeah :( I'm a Ginger male sadly naturally going brown >_< still ugly tho if you can't already tell >_< life sucks when you're ugly and souless
jvillan87 5
36 can take my soul to hell. I wouldn't mind at all.
simpleplan239999 1
Awwww bro. I bet you're cuteee. (:
NailVarnishFan 0
Being soulless is harder than it looks.. D:
almira_fml 5
that made me LOL.....
WiiMessi10 0
just dont let her perform an exorcism on you haha!
Iknoweverything 29
You could have just went along with it, and said something like "I'm sorry ma'am, I didn't realize this job was going to be so difficult. I'm going to tell satan I quit." And then walk away.
mrtoothpick 11
Should've run with it, grabbed a spork, and started chasing her around yelling something about eating her brains. Would've saved you thirty m
ramartin 2
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