Today, at work, I decided to make things more interesting, so when I called people I used a fake accent. As I was using an Australian accent, the person I was talking to asked me where in Australia I was from. I desperately replied, "Where the kangaroos are..." I'm now jobless. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working alone, I decided to just try some random impressions, and so I ended up doing a French accent when a customer walked in. To avoid embarrassment, I had to continue faking the accent as he struck up a long conversation with me. FML
Today, I missed multiple calls from the company I applied to. That was the supervisor calling, wanting to hire me. I then remembered my idiotic voicemail I made months ago where I pretended to answer and say stupid stuff for 5 minutes. I don't think I'm going to get the job. FML
Today, while on my break at work, my workmates convinced me to perform my "Indian accent" piece. Everyone laughed while I was doing it. Everyone, that is, but my Indian boss. FML
Today, after returning to the UK from my Australian holiday, I was fired from my job for no reason. My boss told me he'd waited till I'd returned to do it. I could have stayed in Australia with my mates traveling for a year if I had been fired before I left. I'm sure he did it on purpose. FML
Today, the company offering the job position that I've been applying for called me up. I wasn't there to answer so they got redirected to my voice mail in which I'm acting like a drunk David Hasselhoff chewing on a cheeseburger. They called me 5 times. FML
Today, I handed my resume in to a cafe that was hiring. I returned home and noticed a voicemail, it was one from the boss for a trial. I eagerly returned the call, showing my enthusiasm. Without thinking, I ended with "ok love you. *GASP* ah, BYE" and quickly hung up. FML
Today, I got called for a job interview. I didn't catch where it was, and in my excitement I forgot to ask. I now have no idea where I'm being interviewed. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a zoo event for special needs kids. My job was to dress up in a kangaroo costume and greet the kids. One kid came up and said, "You're not real!" and kicked me in the nuts. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea for me to talk with a British accent during my job interview to make me sound smarter. I'm applying for a job at McDonald's. FML
Today, after being unemployed for over four months, I got a call from a company I've wanted to work for for over 2 years. After they were about to set up an interview, they called me by a different name. After correcting them, they hung up on me. Turns out they had the wrong number. FML
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theslimshadylp 6
Oh yah because there's only kangaroos in one place in Australia
CinnamonRugby 5
Crickey mate, a wild, jobless telemarketah, watch as it attempts to wallow in sorrow with alchohol.
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Comments (197)
rivaraven 35
Sydney...
Arrawyn 12
Very good plan. Idiot looks good on you, as it does many....
ShamanBond 1
Wow... Well, at least someone who actually appreciates their job will get a paycheck now. YDI for being an idiot.
duckiegirl21 10
Should've said, "any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me". If they're a Queen fan, you'd still have a job.
bingababe 16
BOR-RING!
ideasrule 13
You couldn't think of a single city or state of Australia? How geographically dumb are you?
elephantsarecute 16
Someone should slap some sense into you. Also, if you really are so ignorant that you know not one Australian city, you could have just said, "the southern part" or something.
savfd645 7
Stupid ass
ruinerx 1
Moron.
Leslier_fml 4
Is being jobless interesting enough for you?