Today, at work, a good song came on and I started dancing to it. I guess security thought my Michael Jackson crotch-grab was funny, because a printout of it is now pinned in our break room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was demoted from my job because the security cameras caught me dancing in the elevator, and it was considered "inappropriate behavior." I was celebrating getting a promotion. FML
Today, at my daughter's wedding celebration, I was doing a Michael Jackson act with a few buddies. It went well until I did the crotch-grab. I yanked my balls too hard and fell to the floor, writhing in agony in front of nearly 70 guests. FML
Today, my boss caught me singing and dancing in the office when I thought no one was around. Trying to save face, I told him I was just practicing for a team-building event. He smiled and said, "Great, you can lead the next one." Now I have to choreograph a team-building dance. FML
Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML
Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML
Today, at a company event, there was a break. The Blue Danube was playing. Bored, I absentmindedly start singing, “My butt is ugly” to the melody. I forgot that my mic was on and the whole auditorium heard. Not only was I sent home, but my boss wants to “discuss” it on Monday at the office. FML
Today, I was working as a security guard in a office building. It was 5 p.m. and most of the staff had gone home so it was pretty quiet. I did a little ballet dance around my security post. When I turned around, I saw my supervisor taking a video of me. He sent it to my boss. FML
Today, I was hanging out with some disabled people at the day-centre where I work. We had the music blasting and were laughing and dancing around. My boss took me aside and said that it wasn't really appropriate for me to mock the clients by imitating their dancing. That's just how I dance. FML
Today, we had an office party and everyone had to dress as a dead star. I love Michael Jackson so I dressed up as him. It turns out I looked more like my boss than Michael. I was then written up for "theoretically" killing my boss. FML
Today, I was pretending a long corridor at work was a catwalk, when a coworker walked out just in time to see me prancing around like an idiot. Now the whole building is laughing about it. FML
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Top comments
kred 21
It's close to midnight, and something evils lurking in my pants....
LittleBells 17
That must be a thriller to your co-workers.
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Comments (48)
wvcheesehead 13
That is bad, you were anything but a smooth criminal.
justsayin91 10
you were just having fun! don't sweat it
exuberant_orange 17
HELL ******* YEAH OP. ROCK THAT MJ!
Adrian_Robber 6
At least your famous now... Kinda
SoullessSolace 12
When you dance like nobody is watching, you must be prepared for the possibility that someone with a camera IS watching.
AwesomeAnyway 10
Haha lol!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
YDI for dancing while on the job. You're not paid to do that, unless you're working as a stripper. And the fact that you were dancing to a Michael Jackson song makes it even worse.
badgercheese94 16
The hell is wrong with Michael Jackson? What do you dance to, Nicki Minaj?
1dvos_grl3 21
I dance all the time while I'm working, it brings a smile to the customer's faces. Time for you to lighten up Mr. Grouch.
HyunnK 18
First job that pops into your head that dances on the job are strippers? You need help.
slyde32 12
I get the feeling you're a tight ass boss, am I right?
Mooglefox 24
Do the Jackson pose, you get the glory as well.
sprints54 19
What do Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common??? They both like to stick their meat between 5yo buns
ouijacorn 9
Based on this website, I now have the impression that security in any given store consists entirely of trolls.