Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to my manager and demanded that he fire me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, a customer ordered a caramel latte with no caramel. I made a regular latte after explaining that’s what it was. He got angry and threw it at me. I got fired for insulting his intelligence. FML
Today, while working as a barista, a customer asked me for "gluten free milk". When I told her that most milk is gluten free, she flew into a fit of rage and cussed me out for being a "cheeky bitch". My manager then lectured me about not being "patronising" to customers. FML
Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML
Today, a customer screamed at me, because her iced coffee tasted exactly like coffee, and she hates coffee. Sadly, this isn't even the most insane person I've had to deal with at this job. FML
Today, I was waitressing when a man sat at my table with soda from somewhere else. Drinks are half the profit for restaurants. There is a strict policy that you have to charge for carry-in drinks. I told him this, he yelled at me so I told him I was doing my job. I got fired, for doing my job. FML
Today, I was shopping at my workplace, out of uniform, with my husband. A customer recognised me and wanted me to serve him, but I couldn't since we can be fired for doing so while off-duty. He complained to my manager, who wasted no time publicly bitching me out. FML
Today, at work, a woman came up to the counter and asked if we made sweet and sour chicken. Before I could answer, she gave me a really long recipe and said, "I expect to see this on the menu next time I come in, or I will complain to the manager about your lousy work ethic." I work at Starbucks. FML
Today, my boss threatened to fire me. Why? An old lady spent 30 minutes looking at our menu before asking for "cottage pie." After telling her that it wasn't an item on the menu, she spent another 20 minutes deciding. She then asked for several more items we didn't have, then complained to my boss. FML
Today, a customer asked me if we serve spaghetti. She then asked for a manager because I was giving her a weird look, laughing softly when telling her yes, and apparently making her feel stupid. My manager wrote me up. I work at the Old Spaghetti Factory. FML
Today, I was sent home for refusing to sign a write up at my restaurant. A customer insisted that she doesn’t drink soda so she’d like a ginger ale. I calmly explained to her that ginger ale is in fact soda. She told management I was being condescending and rude, because she didn’t believe me. FML
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Top comments
newburton13 26
I'll take a polyjuice potion and a blueberry muffin.
notjanedoe 27
You're such a muggle. The secret menu is only visible to wizards and witches.
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Wizardo 34
Sounds like she solemnly swore she was up to no good, hopefully your manager had enough sense to expelliarmus her from the premises and ended the Cruciatus curse placed upon you.
parism143 28
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
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JACKxRAWR 22
Shut your mouth #51 you're not even a real cat!
eyesmile27 7
I'll have a Cararum Latte as well please, along with a chocolate lax muffin.
noelasis94 18
Well I think she works with the other crazy aka alex jones so you better come clean.
Helloilike_lacro 8
They only sell it at the hog's head location... Stupid mud bloods
MidnaLink 35
I thought Butterbeer was at the Three Broomsticks.
Blacksabbath211 9
It's at both, as any decent potterhead should know :P
killaKT 2
Your an idiot
GoldenTaco 3
Not everyone can know about the secret menu... not even... you!
theworldismad 10
she's just an irrelevant muggle. give her poison and hide all the bezoars
RemyX1 7
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sparklepony73829 9
Last week my co worker asked me to get her a Butterbeer Frappuchino. I told her it doesn't exist and she started babbling about the secret menu. She then gave me the recipe.
disney_blonde 16
It's not a secret menu, it's a shit people make up menu. You can make anything with whatever syrups they offer. It's called a custom drink, not a secret menu. But you will get charged for each thing you add.
ecascio2010 9
There is a website that has a secret menu for Starbucks...
disney_blonde 16
The most common 'secret menu' that's going around incorrectly spelled Frappuccino in its first item(Biscotti Frapuccino). That should be a dead giveaway.