didi
France
Today, at the supermarket everybody was staring at me. After ten minutes, I realized that my umbrella was still open. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Portsmouth, United Kingdom
Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML
Littlethings1
Tallahassee, United States
Today, my hair got stuck in my umbrella. I asked for help from passers-by, but all I got was weird looks as they hurried past me. FML
hoaloha
Gilbert, United States
Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Get on with it!
Today, I went to the supermarket to buy my weekly groceries and only realized after a long queue at the checkout, then having the cashier scan my entire cart, that I'd forgotten my purse. I had to leave everything behind and walk out empty-handed, while everyone in line behind me gave me dirty looks. FML
Anonymous
Amarillo, United States
Wardrobe malfunction
Today, I realized after I had already left my house that my skirt was inside out and backwards. I’d been walking around like that for two hours before a stranger in a supermarket politely told me. The worst part? I still had to finish my grocery shopping. FML
butterbody
United Kingdom
I'm not okay
Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML
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Singapore, Singapore
Classic mistake
Today, I realized I'd lost my wallet when paying for groceries. I had to put all the items back and leave the store feeling so embarrassed in front of everyone. FML
missy
Chicago, United States
Forgetful
Today, I stopped at a supermarket after work and put my reusable bags on the counter while I paid. When I got home, I realized I'd left the bags at the checkout. I went back, and they were still there. Nobody had touched them. I felt strangely lucky and embarrassed at the same time. FML
tori210
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Anonymous
Suzhou, China
Stop staring
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
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17Master 0
That's not too bad. It's not like you're umbrella was open while you walked under a ladder with black cats crossing your path, and you knocked over some glass object, breaking it.
jardinteylor 0
the umbrella thing is actually kinda cute, i think.
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Comments (42)
amrik 11
wow 5562 say fyl and 5562 say ydi
nick3600 22
HOLY **** 5829 FML AND 5829 YDI. O YEA BTW U FAIL @ REMEMBER TO CLOSE UR UMBRELLA. LET TEH BAD LUCK BEGINNNNNNNNN
Norther 1
I had 6010 fml, and 6010 ydi. Now it's 6011 ydi :-)
codylicious6 0
6692 to 6692 :)
moldypeaches_fml 14
6717:6717 :)
jalapeno64 10
Awesome 6904 FYL and 6904 YDI :D
NewNewXOMuah 0
I don't get it ?.
flower_thepower 7
As of now, an equal number of people agree; your life sucks, but you did indeed deserve it
taniamw 9
Still equal :)
saidoh_fml 26
I'm afraid to vote on this because it will ruin the fyl to ydi ratio.